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[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

If you vehemently criticise Ruto and yet you praise Uhuru and Gachagua, then you my friend is not genuine but just an opportunist or tribalist. They all belong to the same trash can.

Maraga the 6th.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Congratulations Majembe (Portifas Odipo), on your victory against Mbavu Destroyer (Ferdinand Omondi) in yesterday’s Vurugu Championship.

Both of you put up a spirited fight, delivering an entertaining match that kept us on edge, too close to call.

This match has reignited the passion for boxing across the country, restoring fan belief and excitement in the sport.

We commit to sustain this momentum by supporting the sport, investing in talent, and creating opportunities to grow boxing across the country.

[THEE ALFA HOUSE @thee_alfa_house]

BREAKING: Raphael Tuju, who went missing on Saturday, reappears at his Karen Residence.

[Iran Army @IranArmyStan]

🇮🇷 Can we get 10000 people to say “I STAND WITH IRAN!”

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

🎯

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Hardest people to convince

A Kenyan woman going to Saudi for house-help Job

Iran supporters

[Iran English @iranEnglish5]

Retweet if you stand with Iran🇮🇷

[Azania @azania1023]

Hitler: 70 years ago

"I could kill all the Jews in the whole world, but I'll leave some so you guys know why I killed them".

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

21-year-old Kenyan socialite Mungai Eve has set the bar so high it now needs oxygen masks. Madam says if she isn’t making 1 million per week, she is basically unemployed. The same lady once declared she can never date a man earning less than 1 million because she makes more than that in a month. Ayaaam telling you, the confidence is IMF approved.

Before the glam and the soft life captions, Eve was actually a celebrated journalist pulling serious numbers on YouTube. Views were flowing like politicians promises during campaign season. Then came our boy Director Trevor,, the quiet engine behind daughter of Agrippina’s success.

My guy was editing, directing, strategizing,, basically running the whole show. But when the cheques started knocking, our boy Trevor was slowly downgraded from visionary partner to a mumu in 4K. And just like that, our boy was left to eat premium Kalahari Desert Dust, not even the ordinary one that has few particles of loam soil.

Eve then upgraded to the big boys league. At one point, the rumor mill even whispered that Lang’ata MP Jalang'o was supplying her with high voltage electricity without an iota of blackouts. You know Kenyans,, if you breathe next to someone twice, wedding hashtags are already being drafted.

But as life would have it, karma doesn’t knock, it kicks the door. Her Content slowed down, from attracting million views within days to getting 5k views in 4 months. Meanwhile, the big boys who used to spoil her upgraded to newer models of yellow yellow damsels, because the Nairobi dating market is like a showroom, every week there are new arrivals.

Our boy Trevor continued producing content, he leveled up, and found himself a glowing yellow yellow damsel with fine nyash & tirries pointing upwards as if tracking for NATO drones. Man moved from heartbreak to highlight reel. It was a Character development pro max,, chesaa!!

Today, Eve is now out here setting standards like she's a virgin from the Zulu clan in South Africa yet she has inspected more ceilings than quality surveyors. Unfortunately for her, Nairobi has more socialites than potholes,, you set the standard high, and you'll be left flipping your bean like Dj Kalonje, you'll masturbate to death my sister.

For now, let daughter of Agrippina continue setting standards, she'll soon find out the hard way. One thing about Nairobi, today you’re the main character, tomorrow the algorithm humbles you. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Defeat in Munich.

#CFC | #UCL

[Makau F. Mully @makaumully]

Education sector is collapsing in Kenya when we have a PhD President and a Professor as a Deputy. A drunkard did well than Ruto and Kindiki.

[𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂 @savage_beah]

The way this guy played yesterday am sure he can donate his kidney just for @ChelseaFC thank you #Pedro

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

It is a good morning

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

That su1c1de note was pure poetry 😭🕊🙌

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Only future millionaires can like this post.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Under my leadership, there will be Justice and Accountability for all the youth killed, injured and abducted during the 2024 and 2025 protests.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

When the Bush is on fire, the chameleon must abandon the walking style of his ancestors.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

So now we are told there’s a panel of experts to calculate the value of Kenyan lives lost during protests.

Let’s help them with their formula...

One young man shot dead by police = Ksh 2M if he was unemployed, Ksh 5M if he had a payslip.

A mother beaten in the streets = Ksh 1M, unless she had children, then maybe add Ksh 500k per child.

A father providing for his family = Ksh 3M… minus deductions for “economic disruptions caused by protests.”

A child’s life? That one is “priceless,” but let’s call it Ksh 800k because the state has a budget ceiling.

This is the mockery Faith Odhiambo has signed up for — putting numbers on coffins.

No formula will ever balance the scales of justice.

You don’t quantify blood and you don’t reduce grief to digits.

Every attempt to do so insults the dead and spits in the face of the living.

[SCEE @SCEE_10]

Kila mtu anaeka taxin place anajiskia nowadays 😂😂🤦

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Kumamaye huyu taxin imefura kwa shingo😭😂😂