『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』

🤍@dammnnjackie is the best dog mom🤍 I love fragrances and professional wrestling

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

dude. this guy fucks

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

OKAY for context she said she would give me a Diet Coke for the road

[보람🫧 @dammnnjackie]

Me: I’m gonna tell ur mom that you told our waitress you loved her
Bf: she will tell you that I’m a polite boy
Me: fine. I’ll tell my mom.
Bf: she will tell you to obey your man.

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

@Redstarsage they were talking shit in chat so I was talkin shit back lmaooo

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

Ball Up Top (this might be the best Hammond potg I’ve ever gotten)

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

fuck

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

alright man time to find out what this is all about

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Yall stomach's finna explode

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

man, I really like the carpe ads but I wish they made deoderant instead of antiperspirant

[gabby⁷ ✨ mando era @jimintano]

big room, huh?

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

@savlament same lol

[Robin 🐸 @SharkWithMaple]

Queueing up for "All Roles" when you know damn well you're just gonna get tank again

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

My hot take is we should be able to take people who post stupid shit for engagement and string them up in the street and leave them for the crows

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

@savlament yes, starbies rules, and I got it because #DunkinIsUndrinkableDogPiss

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

#DunkinIsUndrinkableDogPiss

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Buddy, drunk on his birthday: “I’m dying”

Me: you know what will make you feel better?

Buddy: *hiccup* what

Me: my belt, your ass. Smash Bros

Buddy: not even if I was sober

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

killin it in the family group chat today

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

Every day I get onto Overwatch, have sweaty matches, eventually get tired of poor teammates and get off. I do the same the next day. And the next day. Ad infinitum. But I do it for the love of the game. Anyways Sierra is the worst, no skill character ever made #ReworkHer

[kim @imkimlol]

i think sierra is the worst thing overwatch has ever created

[JD @jsd137]

@DVSGains Being unsatisfied with your body even though you are in the top 1% of physiques at Walmart

[『𝖒𝖈 𝖕𝖆𝖙』 @SCIENTAURUS]

Jackie and I went to go get ice cream tonight and there was this little kid doing TikTok dances. At first I was rolling my eyes but she was lowkey hitting that shit