SALTSHAKER

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

On my way to Shit-cago to see my friend Kid Rock perform… And I ain’t leavin til I fuck every bitch at the show!!! #Shakinthesaltout #Pringlescanonmydick #queef #pussyfart

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

This was me as a little salt shaker #shakinthesaltout #icandance #dontfuckwithme

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

Happy I banged your Mothers Day bitches!!!! #shakinthesaltout #milf #dumpem

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

Some bitchass Niners fan was shit talkin me at the game last night. So I kicked his ass. (A)salted his bitch ass. When he was down, I had my bitch queef in his face. Then she queefed on my saltshaker. BOOM! #Fuckwitme #Shakinthesaltout #shequeefed #trendsetter

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

New year=New me….. Who am I kiddin’, I’m still gonna fuck yo bitch and shake some salt!!!!!!! #shakinthesaltout#fuckyoubitch#thisdickwontsuckitself

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

Now that I’m done stuffing your stockings, I’m going to be stuffing your mom… Ho Ho Ho bitches. #shakinthesaltout

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

Someone must have been shaking out some salt 🧂

[Endzone Dildo @UWEndzoneDildo]

My 15 minutes

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

I just fell off my bicycle and my balls got caught in the chain. Fucking salt all over the place! Don’t worry I’m still gonna bang all your bitches this weekend. #myballsarebleedin #dickshardasfuck #fuckoffbitch #shakinthesaltout

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Tag someone from @MacrodosingPod that this remind’s u of as a child. Could be Arian, could be anyone. Anyone at all

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

Woke up this morning and my girl queefed in my face. It stunk so bad I puked and told her to get the hell out! #shakinthesaltout #shutupbitch

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

Who’s the Dead Man who threw the Salt Shaker?
#aintnopussy #fuckwithme #shakinthesaltout

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

This is the second Saturday in a row that I woke up with my Dick stuck in a pringles can. #Shakinthesaltout #helpme

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

Just got my first blowjob in well over a year. Also got his phone number! Got two birds stoned at once.
#Imback #Shakinthesaltout

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

Just drove through Chicago, what a joke. This highway pisses me off. Told the tollbooth take take this 10 cents and shove it up their ass. #Shakinthesaltout

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

@CNN Fuck you bitch

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

@MattWatzka Fuckin cocksuckers

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

@HennerzBets Done

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

@Bambino_Bets Bambinooooo

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

You saw the ball drop? Just wait til you see these balls drop on your face #shakinthesaltout

[SALTSHAKER @SCOTTSALTSHAKER]

I spit when I talk and I fuck anything that walks