Scotty

Leader of The Strays. Property Of Nobody.

[Scotty @Scottybanx]

I’m from Baltimore. We age in dog years. Where tough guys get folded like a lawn chair. Never had the privilege to be shook or be scared. So whatever don’t kill me gon’ wish that it did 🦍

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

every data center story says it uses "as much power as 100,000 homes" like that's a scandal. an aluminum smelter pulls five times that and it's why airplanes are cheap. measuring industry in homes is how you train a country to believe building things is a crime

[RUSS @russdiemon]

if you don’t know how to read I’m not gonna talk about rap lyrics with you

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

I’m not a fan of gambling culture making its way into the music space

[RUSS @russdiemon]

we’re meeting disrespect with more disrespect till further notice. all this healthy communication shit is stressin me out.

[luck @johnwells__]

I just dropped a tape called f*ck the algorithm today.

[Scotty @Scottybanx]

@DeanteVH 2 Special, Sorry Not Sorry, Ascension

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[Thee__Advocator @JRT__25]

This is the story of Big KRIT’s career.

[ᐅᗕᐱᐱᓵᔑ @_CallMeDennis_]

Dawg why did Dot do this Diddy man? I'll never understand. 😭

[Kendrick reference track for Diddy (2016)]

[MAADY @MaadyBK67]

That’s actually Twitter

[fresh @fauxfresh]

Biggie verse on Notorious Thugs really shows me he woulda been a problem in the 2000s

[luck @johnwells__]

blood brovas by me and @Scottybanx out now wherever you stream music 🩸

[Scotty @Scottybanx]

Summer in Baltimore gonna be crazy this year thanks to us @1LaMatic @Bandhunta_izzy @City5_ 🚀

[Scotty @Scottybanx]

Life is cool

[Scotty @Scottybanx]

Admitting that you actually just don’t care anymore is an extremely liberating experience.

[Scotty @Scottybanx]

What’s easy to do is also easy not to do

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[luck @johnwells__]

‘I don’t wanna die (Pt. 2)’ is available wherever you stream music. https://t.co/jBhZK5hWei

***FREE*** release party at @MetroGallery tonight at 7pm with me, @spottiedolo, @Scottybanx, & @spunbysun. Pop out and enjoy fr. 🫡

[luck @johnwells__]

WE AT @MetroGallery TURNING UP FRIDAY AT 7PM!

WE AT @TheSoundGarden SIGNING RECORDS AND TAKING PICS AND SHIT ON SATURDAY AT 4PM!

SEE Y’ALL THERE
LFMB! ⭐️

[luck @johnwells__]

‘I don’t wanna die (Pt. 1 & 2)’ vinyl will be available in music stores across America this Friday. 🤲🏼

‘I don’t wanna die (Pt. 2)’ will be available wherever you stream music this Friday.