Antonin Scalia

Standing athwart history yelling get off my lawn. (This is a parody account. He's dead. Sorry if you didn't know.)

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

I’m actually 50 percent OK with the trans part of the decision. All women who want to get jobs should become men

[Stacy Rumaker @StacyRumaker]

I just forced myself to write for twenty minutes and it was the worst twenty minutes of my life nobody hire me to do this #WGAStaffingBoost

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

*Pulls off Hardiman mask*

I'm back bitches

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

Mr. Trump knows Justice Jackson was correct when he wrote the Constitution isn't meant to be a suicide pact. It's meant to be toilet paper.

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

I believe the court should remain at 8 justices until the next term based on the Constitutional principal it's easier to divide up pizzas.

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

Please bury me with my fan-fic dissent I wrote for Brown v. Board of Education

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

I was killed by Ted Cruz, who is definitely the Zodiac.

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

It was murrrdddaaaaaa, sorry just singing Ja-Rule, for real I was overweight, 79 and in poor health

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

My suggestions to replace me:
-Patrick Bates
-A Bible with all the empathy parts edited out
-A Yosemite Sam mud flap
-Trump's wig

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

I think a good compromise would be to prop me up on the bench for the next 11 mos and have a Breitbart commenter control me animatronically.

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

There are many rumors about how I died but just know there is a clause in Article III about how it's cool to j/o w a belt around your neck

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

Please don't do this it'll show me naked in a bathtub full of ham

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

I was in perfect health for an 80-year-old obese man. Avenge my murder. Start with capicola and gabbagool.

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

Who? I like Nugent. https://t.co/N4YJyiFAa5

[Elizabeth S @Varla_of_NC]

@SCOTUS_Scalia @MarkAgee RIP man, tell David Bowie I said hi.

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

God just said killing's bad and I was like "Technically it says thou shalt not *murder*" and I am God now, caught him in a typo #originalist

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

I'm in a tough situation, because I don't want my wife to remarry but I do want someone supervising her reproductive choices

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

For the record I expect to vote for Trump via very-absentee ballot

[Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia]

The founders were clear in their omissions, 2nd amendment rights do not expire at death. Don't let Obama dig me up and take my casket guns.