BREAKING: The satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction, relatives of Sandy Hook shooting victims say. https://t.co/4DNq7F7DKN
The fact that someone from The Onion had to have a meeting with the Sandy Hook families and go “I’m sorry for your loss but do you guys want to do something really funny” is the wildest part of the InfoWars purchase
Here’s a quick message about voting from last night’s episode. It also contains the single worst photo of any human being, ever. https://t.co/nuIf4INAr2
Here’s last Sunday’s story about Lee Greenwood, the man behind one of America’s most popular anthems “God Bless the USA” – and a suggestion for a better song to play at naturalization ceremonies. https://t.co/FSqpYJs9Ks
For a guy who proudly touts “America First,” Donald Trump really insisted on putting Russia first in 2020. @sethmeyers takes #ACloserLook. https://t.co/9h80SDhG7F
Here’s last Sunday’s story about federal courts, what could happen to them if Donald Trump is reelected, and how Neil Gorsuch looks like the guy in every Cialis commercial: https://t.co/R1rCpkc7RO
Here’s last Sunday’s story about school lunch, why it benefits all of us to give kids free meals and, of course, Fingerlings. Y’know, little creatures for your fingers? You’ll see. https://t.co/hie6w50VX2
Would have done anything to be in the meeting where they brainstormed what emoji reaction Jill Biden should post in response to her husband dropping out of the presidential race.