Houdini 🔮

FIU | Retired Track & Cross Country Runner

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

Those quarantine vacations hit different

[cloud nine ♱ ☻ @gilbbywontmiss]

“Titanic beginning to sink”

Uncooked crabs in the kitchen.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Sunday

[Monte. @monteDDR]

i miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@eris_nerung That is my weakness. Feels like every relationship im not good enough bc i can’t keep up. I’ll have men fully providing for me but I can’t even provide that? But at the same time I shouldn’t feel like I have to? No winning

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@NoContextHumans

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@MISERABLEN0W I absolutely love driving. Whenever me and my friends go out I’m always DD. What scares me is OTHER drivers. Especially in my area of FL. No one pays attention or they feel like they own the road. I’ve had way to many missed calls that could’ve been worse if I wasn’t paying attn

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@soIodown Turned 26 today and my knees crack every time I squat down plus I wake up with back pain every morning. Some people are harder on their bodies than others. Just bc some are older doesn’t make my body hurt any less 😭😭

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Pin ball, solitaire and minesweeper. Any other answer is bs 🤣

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@dragonchillidry I have mine set so if you call twice in a row it’ll ring. If it’s not important enough to call twice I’m not answering. I also work nights and sleep during the day so

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@itsme_urstruly Stopped drinking

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@kferrDC @mrsballs69 As a bartender it’s hard for me to prove that unless it’s after tax season. On paper I don’t make shit. But I def make more than most people in my area do. I just can’t prove it on a month to month basis

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@user2419001 People saying it’s an excuse is crazy. Not only do I drink a lot but I’m also a bartender. Alcohol literally effects your judgement and your ability to make decisions. I’ve seen people who are drunk act very out of character. I’ve also been intoxicated and done things Id never do

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@kriissaa_krae @sierra_rak Brought my German shepherd to the vet the other day and he was the only one in the building that didn’t have to be sedated to be seen. If people actually socialized their dogs probably (for the most part) this wouldn’t be an issue so I completely agree with you!

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@omeotoris Overdosed another time on a bunch of meds and similar thing. I was also pretty intoxicated both times but somehow managed to stay alive. Do not recommend lol

[Houdini 🔮 @SCutchineal]

@omeotoris They gave me anti nausea drugs but I couldn’t stop throwing up. Def do not recommend. It was an awful experience

[coco @c0co_101]

Couples that get divorced and marry each other again crack me tf UP like omg yall are so irritating 😭