Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody

Parody of Libdem District heating project in Hackbridge. Reliant on Cllr McCoys dodgy financial model! Is it fraud? Stay tuned to find out 😉

30 outages!

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

Is it fraud if you lie about the number of buildings and grant funding to get the business live and get millions from the Public Works Loan Board all to permit the nearby £1billion Incinerator? Asking for a mate.

https://t.co/mL5Woowh6C

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@SDENSutton 100% resilience is a service we proudly boast.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

And our heating and hot water is down again!

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

As temperatures are set to drop to -5 we remind our customers that our heat network, as set out in the RSA is not rated for the cold.

Customers must not install or have use of back-up heating and may only use the approved single room heaters provided by us.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@Bobby_Dean Wait till you find out about us Bobby. Dozens of outages and thousands of residents you left in the cold.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

We advertise our network has having 100% reliability and resilience. Please note that does not apply to electricity, heating or hot water supplies which are regular down and outside of our control due to the capital costs involved in creating redundancy in our system.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

We have been alerted that some residents are not receiving hot water and heating. Please note our two staff are on holiday and will attend to this when they return.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

Customer Update 📢

Please note we will be having a planned outage December 25th from 4am to 11pm.

This is for essential cooling off works to our network.

Heating services will resume on the 26th December.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@coxy731 Hi Alan, SDEN doesn't operate a traditional phone service but we do take voicemails. Customers are recommended to email in and we commit to get back to them in 7 working days with an acknowledgement.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

As 2023 comes to a close please see the following opening hours:

23rd December: Closed
24th December: Closed
25th - 30th December: Closed
31st - 8th January: Closed
9th January onwards Tues- Thurs: 10am till 11am

Unfortunately we will not be operating an out of hours service.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@SDENSutton We are aware that someone is copying our page style and would encourage customers to follow the twitter account of SDEN that provides correct information and is updated frequently.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

Customer update:

Please ensure you only follow the correct SDEN account and not fake accounts.

[SDEN @SDENSutton]

Hi to all SDEN customers. This is the official SDEN account and we will post updates and information here.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@H_Galliven1 Yes.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

Heating is still out.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@Drew1403 @SuttonCouncil We're looking forward to winning the heating contract for this development too!

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@Queen37bee @SuttonCouncil We do not currently make a profit and have only one customer after being unable to unboard new developments. We are looking at sustainable ways to increase our revenue from our existing customer base.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

Some customers are still reporting only tepid water and lacklustre heating. We remind them that this is the season to be grateful. 🎄🎅

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

Oh no.

https://t.co/vWb5blxMAm

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@JimothyShondell Please refer to your RSA. We are not obligated to provide heating when it's cold.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

Is it fraud if you lie about the number of buildings and grant funding to get the business live and get millions from the Public Works Loan Board all to permit the nearby £1billion Incinerator? Asking for a mate.

https://t.co/mL5Woowh6C

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@JimothyShondell Get back into your frozen ice box please.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@pgb1758 @SuttonCouncil This is what our customers agreed to in the fine print for their 25 year contract. Our business is overseen by the Sutton Liberal Democrats who support our business model fully.

[Sutton Decentralised Energy Network parody @SDEN_ltd]

@Queen37bee @SuttonCouncil This is the contract that customers entered into and supported by the Sutton Liberal Democrats who are ultimately in charge of our company.