" Alright , Alright ! I take it back ! You know what , I 'm going to make you a proper sandwich , cheri. With real baguette and NAWT a subway one. Just so you can taste the difference. "
" Come on , even you should know , the bread at subway is a disgrace for every bread.
Bread is not bread. The sloppy white ones you eat is nothing compared to true bread. The germans got it right. "
" I think you try and make me angry on purpose ? The stuff you male a Croissant from is totally different to a regular 'bread'. And yes , the shape is important to , cheri.
And don 't make me start on baguette ! It 's not a regular white bread either ! "
" An. . .excuse me ? A funny looking bread ? A Croissant is not a funny looking bread. . . "
She should prepare herself for a monologue about croissants.