noah j

like, zoinks scoob! (he/him)

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

took an online iq test and tried to answer every question incorrectly as quickly as possible, and it gave me this cool little badge to download

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

@farmerboy22222 lmao ok this one got me

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

alleged leftist goes to the only private park in the city…

[ABC News @ABC]

San Antonio Spurs star Victor Wembanyama was spotted drawing at Gramercy Park in New York City on Sunday ahead of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. https://t.co/rpCOoNJEDm

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

i’ll be honest when she announced she was returning to tennis to play doubles i assumed her partner would be like. one of those chinese robots, or the limu emu. i was ready to bet money that it was an ad

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Serena Williams after winning her 1st match back in 4 years with Vicky Mboko

"Why now? Why here? What is to come?"

Serena: "I mean, I don’t know. I had nothing better to do. I got tired of sitting at home."

😭😭😭😭

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

…and people still try to say cancel culture is real

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy 92nd birthday to Donald Duck.

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

finals dogs but not my final dogs

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

first ever toronto tempo game. footlong hot dog

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

sorry did you just call Shaggy Rogers “Salsicha”? is that what he’s called in Brazil? Sausage?

[Piero Marques @pieroverso]

O Salsicha é cheio da grana hein

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

@BrianF1Man yes the will smith part was a joke—a reference to the “oscars slap.” nothing gets past you huh

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

they locked down the loading dock at msg for trump so all the celebs have been rerouted by my desk. chris rock just walked by. and if you can believe it will smith was hot on his tail looking ANGRY

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

Adrian Brody just walked by and my immediate first thought was “got no change sorry brotha”

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

back to the future part 2: when future biff travels back to 1955 and gives past biff the almanac, he shouldnt be able to bring the delorean back to the same 2015 that doc and marty are in—because time travel doesn’t actually exist!

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

What's the biggest plot hole in TV/Movie history?

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

got to meet nagini yesterday :)

[Nagini_life @NaginiLife]

Last Lynx game! Proudly wearing vest and jersey to say goodbye to everyone! With her age showing her that it is time, her days from here forward are filled with ball chasing, treat eating, beach walking, stroller rides and grass rolls when she feels like it!

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

@rippersdelight do you have Survivor (US TV show)?

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

taxi drivers used to know how to get around. last week i hailed a cab at 67th/Columbus and told him to take me to 16th/Sixth and he put it into gps. it’s a grid just go straight until you see “16th St” and then turn left

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

i fucking hate apps like rideshare/food delivery/airlines where you kinda *have* to have notifications enabled and every notification is “Why not call an uber? Take a ride around the block!” or “ Did you feel that? Your plane just landed 😁”

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

@SophyRomvari i think of Blue Heron every time i listen to Jeremy by Pearl Jam now (which is often)

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

Death Cab for Cutie is maybe the worst name for a band ever

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

favorite part of hotel gyms is the hole in the wall next to the medicine ball rack

[noah j @SD_McCrawley]

cool shot from last night