Shane's Mom

I don't drink for no reason, I drink to forget that I once gave birth to Shane Dawson. ...That alone would make anyone chug back a few beers.

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

HOES. I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD THIS ACCOUNT. HOLLA

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

Hey bitches. Long time no see.

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

Just heard a one direction song. These boys sound gay, and according to their fans, they are. How awkward.

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

@shanedawson You've surrounded yourself with Jews. Son, run. They'll take over.

[taylor @Camslaybae]

@SDawsonsMom You may be a drunk but still my favorite character (:

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

What is a YOLO? Can I stick it inside of me?

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

Hangovers are the worst, especially when you were hanging with the Mexicans and they gave you some of their special "juice"..... Ugh.

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

“@InsomniacIdiot: @SDawsonsMom aren't you supposed to be sleeping?” Don't remind me.

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

“@JuXyLoveShane: @SDawsonsMom Women! Where are you..haven't see you in while :D” Hungover :/

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

“@officialsdeezy: @SDawsonsMom Stop moaning so fuckin' much. Yo scarin' my gurl away.” Fuck you.

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

Oh hey.

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

Shane is out of the house for the weekend. PARTY TIME!

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

OH DRAMA! I see fighting! I enjoy fighting, especially sexual fighting ;)

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

#dickinabox I've gotten that as a present many, many, times. :)

[justin martinez @Jacob2573]

@SDawsonsMom #cheers to all the people we call drunks.including you mom.

[Summer. @massivedaggers]

@SDawsonsMom Love you shanes mom ;D

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

I'm online. Hold the applause. .........okay, now you may applaud. #cheers

[Shane's Mom @SDawsonsMom]

Took a twitter break but I'm back, bitches! HAYYY

[hellenv @hellenv93]

@SDawsonsMom http://t.co/cZtklGYh in respondin of Shane's question of the day: which of his character I would fuck? OBVIOUSLY U! <3