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@DanWetzel @Lane_Kiffin C'mon man, Bama ain't going to South Bend. They have 10 years to make up an excuse to get out of this one.

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@jimmykimmel

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@BenLindbergh the first 4 batters of the season homered, walked, HBP, and struck out. I think you're on to something with this article.

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@971theticketxyt With a jug of moonshine and low expectations.

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@ajortiz3 Easy, no one would be able to eat a hot dog that big.. Except @jennajameson of course.

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@DaveandChuck Russel Crowe? More like Russel Dough

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@ringer @BenLindbergh This article gave me a reason to actually give a shit about spring training baseball.

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@jze98 @jerseymikes @971theticketxyt That visor is stretched to capacity on @JamieSamuelsen. And only @stoney16 would sprinkle parsley wrong...

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@BillSimmons @ringer The promotional halftime concerts are what I look most forward to. In 2015 I had the pleasure to see the Temptations (minus all of the original members), Alien Ant Farm, and Bret Michaels. Not to mention, Drunk Tom Gores is a treat.

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@BillSimmons I hated this Boston team.. A bunch of mutts that grinded you down to the nub. Knocked out my Pistons in the second round. Game 3, neither team reached 70 points if I remember right.

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@JonHawkins15 @riger1984 He's stretching the neckhole...

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@MikeSullivan @riger1984 Great for his yeast infections

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@pattonoswalt

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@realDonaldTrump The fact that there are enough school shootings to even calculate an average is extremely troubling...

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@MikeSullivan @pinepaula coming back from lunch: *to secretary* "Any calls?"
Secretary: Mike Sullivan from 97.1 the Ticket called again..
Paula:

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@mollymita_ESPN @OTLonESPN @BobLeyESPN @ryansmithtv @katefagan3 Can't wait until OTL is just a bunch of losers in sweatpants sitting around an office while Bob Ley sips his fruity drink and asks about athlete crushes and breakups. #TMZ #nojournalisticintegrity

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@LisaWayradio @NME Is there anything he can't do?

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@KhangSports No pressure @DawelLugo. @BNightengale

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@NASA @OSIRISREx Show us the profile view NASA. @bobatl

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@Kevin_Doyle_13 @UMichFootball @SJCGridiron @NextLevelQBs You're welcome, Kevin.