SEA-MAC

Just because a process is in place does not mean the process is correct.

"If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.”

[SEA-MAC @SEAMAC_VALET]

No Clubcard but still want the Tesco deals? No problem — scan this clubcard at the till. No sign-up, no data farming, just straight-up savings on your shopping. Feel free to use it whenever you need. Every little helps! #Tesco #Clubcard #CostOfLuving #UK

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Zelensky says Ukraine needs €115 Billion immediately

Last week it was €70B, now it's €115B, next week it’s going to be €150B

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🤡 @larabirdsnp representing her constituency during the storm's and cost of living crisis

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@MintSauceSarnie He hasn't. He fucked up going there.

Unless he can bang on about independence, he's fucked. He doesn't know what to say. And that is why that poor lady has been flooded so many times: because they keep on saying independence is the answer to everything.

[SEA-MAC @SEAMAC_VALET]

Clueless politician........ Spends too much time talking about independence forgets what his actual Job is

[Alan Zycinski @AlanJZycinski]

NEW: Scottish Government Minister Stephen Flynn confronted by devastated owner of flooded shop in Largs - @LBC

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I know they are pre baked and you only need to heat them up..... But honestly never again.

When I was a kid I had a bad experience.

I was dragged to an elderly aunt's who made us cold Spam and cold beans for lunch. I'll never forget that plate, what it looked like, or the budgie called Billy in the background who wouldn't shut up.

[SEA-MAC @SEAMAC_VALET]

For all the lunatics that have spent the weekend emptying shelves in supermarkets of tinned beans, Fray Bentos pies, etc., etc.: where the fuck are you going to cook all this?

When you have no gas or electricity.

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@amystreasures No no no .... I thought Putin was going to turn our gas off?

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@realJSLincoln I can and do take after myself thanks.

I don't need to wreck my garden or look. Of my home with solar panels to do so.

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@realJSLincoln What a horrible sight

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@RobertRuddock3 Needs holes on the lid

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@Vinny1drill8 Cold spam and cold baked Beans..... I would turn on my emergency alerts on my phone again and hope I get an emergency alert telling me a stray Ukrainian nuke is coming my way before eating cold spam and cold baked beans 🤣

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@wullie1331697 Did somebody say just eat

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@MandyJaneF 🤢🤮

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@lolimac01 Russia doesn't want war with us...

Our Unelected PM is too busy on TIktok to address the nation and tell us why he has to get Wes to make those announcements instead of ensuring we don't need to get those announcements.

That's what we pay him for afterall

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That's because they are all going to be going to buy campers, and camping accessories on the 28th

[I.M.A. Freeman @_IAmNotANumber_]

@SEAMAC_VALET And then they talk about boycotting supermarkets on the 28th 😂😂😂😂. You couldn’t make it up!

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@clematinelecras @iloveyoubut As long as 19 crimes brings back 2020 red wine.

[L @MsLMG79]

So what you’re wanting is someone to tidy up your garden, Hugh?

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@elonmusk That will keep most of the eejits off easyJet then

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Now that is beautiful ❤️ @AutoPap @GitGrumpygit @MotoNutJob @joncoupland @AutoInfatuation @Turbomanager @ListerLawrence @ByPr0xe

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A few things in this 🧵 for the Lunatics to add to their shopping 🛒 list that the government haven't told you about.

Remember and keep some money for Christmas though

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For all the lunatics that have spent the weekend emptying shelves in supermarkets of tinned beans, Fray Bentos pies, etc., etc.: where the fuck are you going to cook all this?

When you have no gas or electricity.

[SEA-MAC @SEAMAC_VALET]

@lesleyclark71 Would come in handy tbf