The Straight Edge

Just another day at the barber shop, Randall talking about everything he hates.

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Join us for the Eye of the Barber Beer Release!

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We’ll always be here, unless @randallsmith77 has bronchitis!

#snowday #barbershop #barber

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Not a great start @caleb_bluvas!!
#butterfingers #droppedcombs2021

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The official dropped comb count for 2020!
Caleb - 64
Zach - 67
Randall -157
Maybe 2021 will be your year @randallsmith77!!!

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“Just start fuckin’ a pillow, that’s the best practice there is.”
-Randall

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“I was trying to make my lips look like a butthole.”
-Randall

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“I tried to put my foot on the counter to see if I could, and it stretched my penis real bad.”
-Randall

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“I may not be smart but I know the difference between a cow, and a horse. I’ve seen pictures!”
-Randall

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“You can’t be throwing other people’s meat around like that!”
-Randall

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“Fire Scott Frost! Bring back Riley!”
-Randall

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“I don’t like bees, and apples are just ok. So you figure what the hells the point of going to that place?”
-Randall

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“I’m glad that football is back, cause even though I have no money it’s gambling season baby!”
-Randall

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“I’m not a hipster cause I watch football. Also hipsters only eat vegetables.”
-Randall

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“I would assume that, per capita, everyone eats one box of cheez its a week.”
-Randall

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"Felt that one come off the finger a little weird."
-Randall

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"She's got the balls, I've got the chain."
-Randall

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"It's there, it's in my face, it's done."
-Randall

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"I got off the couch with all the speed and intensity a 30 year old 230 pound man can and came plummeting to the earth."
-Randall

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"If it ain't Backstreet Boys it ain't happenin'!"
-Randall