Randall

Wanna be Author

[Randall @randallsmith77]

@Loopygodinez just gained a new fan. Holy Shit, that was impressive. #ufc #mma #combatsports

[Randall @randallsmith77]

@RobinhoodApp Ironic that Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor and you’re doing the exact opposite. Preventing people from being able to trade because you’re getting pushback from big hedge funds is deplorable you bitches. Change your name to “we’ll fuck ya good”

[Randall @randallsmith77]

@realDonaldTrump You are a fucking dork lol.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Damn straight https://t.co/yZS3dXs70A

[Randall @randallsmith77]

Batteries are recharged and I miss cutting hair now. Looking forward to my last two days off and getting back to work!

[Randall @randallsmith77]

I forgot that I own a pair of gray swede shoes! #pumped!

[Randall @randallsmith77]

Most of the stuff the barbershop posts about me on here is stupid, but this one is true haha https://t.co/pjyfhYmtrc

[The Straight Edge @SE_Randallisms]

"If I ever have any animosity, it usually comes out in a horrible explosion of stupid shit."
-Randall

[Randall @randallsmith77]

@ChiliPeppers my friend and I are thinking of starting a cover band of yours...We're gonna call ourselves the Blue Cold Cucumbers. Thought?

[Randall @randallsmith77]

@SE_Randallisms I've never said this asshat

[Randall @randallsmith77]

My vacation is coming right when I need it

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Randall @randallsmith77]

I'm sweating like a whore in church... but I'm at the gym... and I'm sweating because I'm fat

[Randall @randallsmith77]

I've just bought 20 beers... what's sad about that is, there was a time when I could drink 20 beers... now I'm certain that would kill me :)