Phlecktasm

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Thriving under love, struggling under capitalism.

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@LRNROSE That my car is a diesel. I've had two separate instances of strangers at gas stations who want to make sure I know I'm putting diesel in my...car with a diesel engine.

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

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@BENZOTOOIE Definitely not as popular as the ones you've listed here, but The Americans needs to be mentioned.

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@mountaingrl_ Winery cat

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@txsinatrafan This is why I no longer groan

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@frogmode07 Gah, this set FUCKS

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@EddieTrunk Very Bad Take

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@TakeThatNurses You must learn the difference between "absence of cat, chill," and "absence of cat, sus."

[Tride @TriDeapthBear]

I like the "agriculture uses way more water than ai" argument because it implies that asking grok to put someone in a bikini is just as important as literally eating food

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

Ain’t no reason to be sad

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@MrPitbull07 Sauteed green beans and/or cucumber and tomato salad.

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@ViktoriaKrista Another fantastic example.

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@BaileyCarlin Also a Ween patch on the backpack? Hell yeah. No notes.

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@riverportgin The way I was screaming MAKE OUT. Bless you and your timeline 🙏🏻

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@JGbs23953986 @tintafey Came here to say this 😂

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@theashleyray This is the best possible recommendation.

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@lanaflverde Dune core?

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@elonmusk Y'all, he fucking knows. He's deliberately stirring shit. Put down the K and back away from the internet, Elmo.

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@MinnieFluff Great instincts.

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@riverportgin Thank you for your service.