💥 Nurse D, RN/1L

Left of liberal. Supporter of neither party. Maybe let’s stop killing people for profit, idk.

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

Gonna start a company where people pay me $400/month for access to pizza, and when they want pizza they can call me for preauthorization and I’ll tell them where they can go, how much they can buy, and what kind they can get. My company will pay for 50% after the first $250 spent

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@GilberteDSL Ugh, don’t want that though

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

Why is Hunter Biden suddenly the most sane-sounding politics-adjacent person on my timeline

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

It’s metastatic bone cancer that spread from the prostate. They caught the bone issue quite early and with radiation and hormone therapy it’s under control, but he will live with cancer for the rest of his life. Listen man- I understand if you don’t like my Dad’s politics and you hate me because you believe everything Fox News has told you. I’m fine with that, but my Dad has cancer. How is that an issue you want to attack. What sickness is in you that makes that fair game Patrick.

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@dannarebb Are you *asking* me to stop barking, or will I be arrested if I don’t stop?

You realize barking is allowed on the easement, right?

Is being a noisy, bad dog a felony or a misdemeanor?

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@TheGrouch444 Hmmmmm

I’ve thought about this explanation, and no, that’s not it

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@Doomguy98999800 Not everyone is lucky enough to make it through addiction at all, much less with insight about it

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@Lanfear_Moon Absolutely, the bar is LOW

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@kindaveryfurry @Poppyisburning Okay? I literally said I didn’t think he was dead

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@GOuellette53729 That’s all I’m saying 😂

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@KellyandGeoff @hthieblot Lmao. What a great site

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@siraustin

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@Poppyisburning I was just thinking the other day I haven’t seen him in a long time. I’d think they would make a big spectacle of that happened though

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@ScarlettMerlot You’re not exactly disproving what I said

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

I’m very gratified that you’ve overcome so much to agree with me even though I’m a male nurse. I’m straight too, but would you like to touch our cocks together to commemorate this occasion?

[Trans Nan @devide_me]

Jesus, I agree with a nurse. I'm Not gay. tr4ns or a lefty. But here we are.

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@KellyandGeoff @hthieblot YES, I loved Mr. Cranky. Wasn’t the lowest rating 5 nuclear bombs or something?

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@damoosenator Oh! Maybe you can tell me what opinions o should have, then I’ll be less brainwashed

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@VeryChrislike @lbruno Lol nothing about your question was asked in good faith 😂

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@Serenity42062 He’s definitely my hero! That’s exactly what I said.

Fuckin moron

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

Walking down stairs

I don’t trip or fall or anything, I’m just super goddamn slow at walking down some stairs. When God rolled my stats as a human, he rolled an 8 for going down stairs

[Petal @petaldairies]

What is the most basic thing you are terrible at??

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@Video_GameClips @hthieblot Newgrounds, Armorgames, Kongregate…. many hours wasted

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

@hwrtyed