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Escaped weapon/slave of Isaac Sumdac. Ask me stuff, I might answer! (Account run by @tubesmith)

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@sherryMiano4869 @Koshitan24 (It’s cool I’m just playing around)

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@sherryMiano4869 @Koshitan24 ���Your existence is defamation of my character.

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@sherryMiano4869 @Koshitan24 … did you hit your head? Did someone else hit your head? Did someone hit something with your head?

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@sherryMiano4869 @Koshitan24 … You’re weird. Like, in a bad, confusing way.

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@sherryMiano4869 @Koshitan24 A gun? Where’s your sense of adventure?

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@sherryMiano4869 @KeyanCarlile Uh?

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Winter’s right around the corner, I’m sure I can borrow a chunk of Ratchet

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@LadyIonia Ohhhhh

Man, they’re talented for being so young

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I touched a watermelon today.

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Ask me stuff. If you want. Or if you don’t want. Either one is okay.

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@LadyIonia Uhhhhhhhhhh

I panicked and ran away

They belong to the park now

Whole lot of seagulls over there now

Huh

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@LadyIonia Okay, I headbutt it and it hatched and I’m not ready for this level of responsibility

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@LadyIonia I don’t know where to get vodka or how to pierce this thing’s shell

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@Cheetimus @pile_of_butts Like the only satisfaction I get from any of this situation is that as popular as that Starscream post is, and how many RTs and likes it’s getting, anyone who scrolls down will know you took 4 years and counting to deliver a custom that we haven’t even SEEN yet.

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@Cheetimus @pile_of_butts Because you can’t be bothered to give updates to Julie otherwise.

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@Cheetimus @pile_of_butts Like isn’t it utterly pathetic the ONLY time you start giving any updates on this when I hijack one of your eBay sales posts, or you trying to show off some other new fancy custom?

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@Cheetimus @pile_of_butts I’m glad you’re getting stressed by this. You should be. This has been four years. Understand we trust NOTHING that you say until the figure is in her hands.

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@Cheetimus @pile_of_butts It would help if you actually showed us the custom, or actually like, you know shipped the damn package that you’re now going to pretend is lost in the mail. Or you’ll drop it off in a few days and be like “oh yay they finally scanned it”

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@Cheetimus @pile_of_butts And you don’t even have photos of whatever the hell the finished custom looks like, you never even gave her the chance to give final approval, but claim you got it to her “exacting standards”. We know you’re still carrying out your con job, stop the bullshit.