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[Allamorph @allamorph]

we just not gonna comment on how Nod Bot looks an awful lot like a 19yo Russian version of a Stepford Wife?

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

14 year heroin addict who sounds like he’s gargling ground glass & has a serious case of the shakes spews lies about vaccines as the president sleeps & shits himself while the NodBot (no one knows who or what the fuck she is) nods & sways. Fucking surreal.

[Allamorph @allamorph]

@opsec_is_hard hype is how you sell your product, no room for nuance

[Allamorph @allamorph]

the word is "Hush.", and you speak it with just enough force to stop the conversation but no more than that

and yes, the punctuation is important, it adds Finality

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

transsexual community needs to develop a single word shorthand that means like “i understand you are being well intentioned but please do not say that fucking shit to me ever again. also you are okay and you’re good. i promise you’re good. you’re good. it’s okay. you’re good.”

[Allamorph @allamorph]

US Defense Strategy currently seems to be to start a war, lose it, pretend to quit, come back with And Another Thing, lose again, waste all its important stuff killing little girls, and then whine that they don't have enough money to flush down the drain to contractors.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

US defense strategy is based on being able to fight two wars simultaneously.

But Iran war showed the US can’t even sustain a war of less than 6 months against a second rate Iranian military.

We need a totally different Pentagon budget that prioritizes munitions and sustainment.

[Allamorph @allamorph]

same reason you see all these retirees having a grand old time: they needed the years after their last kid left home to figure out work/life balance and then suddenly no more work and all the life

[Allamorph @allamorph]

people think life ends at 30 because they had a kid at 25 and spent the first five years lying to themselves that their lives hadn't fundamentally changed and they could go back to their normal lives when their kid(s) got just a little bit older.

30 is when they stopped lying.

[miri @mishtimere]

30 is not even old you guys are just not cool thats why you think life ends at 30

[Allamorph @allamorph]

@Billhansy14 @bonzerbarry if Yale taught him how to lie, you'd think he'd be competent at lying

this is just embarrassing

[Allamorph @allamorph]

...sort of, but no.

With Southern/GOP voters, you MUST understand three critical, deep-held beliefs:
- "ALL politicians are liars"
- "OUR liars are on OUR team, so they'll help us, or at least keep things the same"
- "the OTHER team is Evil but also Losers"

[Florida Data Geek ✝️🇺🇦🇬🇱 @MappingFL]

I really don't know what to say anymore. You listen to his interview (I recommend it) and you really just realize he and so many voters are foolish.

Like he really believed "well Trump is a business man, he said he would help businesses" - and its.... you just believed that?

[Allamorph @allamorph]

@AnimatedWomen29 there's only one wanted opinion and that is that she is hot as all hell

[Allamorph @allamorph]

because she was voiced by Marina Sirtis

aka Deanna Troi

[meeb 🌙 @orinsbutt]

What was the reason for this being her character design 😭😭

[Allamorph @allamorph]

They have that, it's called Stone, Sky, Sea

and it absolutely fucking sucks as a metric

[Toni Nottford @ToniNottford]

You should have to pass a DPS check on a training dummy relative to the content before you're allowed to do it.

[Allamorph @allamorph]

overpaying for parts and materials due to no bid contracts, vendor collusion, and refusal to enforce WF&A laws on the supply chain side

[Jordan Schachtel @JordanSchachtel]

Trillion dollar a year military spending and we can’t handle sustained conflict for a few months?

Where is all the money going?

[Allamorph @allamorph]

What if he isn't either one's shard. What if he's just some dude. Why does every major and minor character have to have a shard, why can't new people become important on their own.

Shards are really really cool but they also feel reductive and stifling sometimes.

[Emmanellain's #1 Hater @DoctorAbrichter]

People keep saying this dude is Hoary Boulder's shard but how funny would it be if he was Rhitahtyn's shard instead

[Allamorph @allamorph]

WOW LOOK AT THOSE SIX PLUS ONE YEA VOTES ON A FOUR VOTE MARGIN

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Final vote total for the NDAA today which tragically merges our military technology and supply chains with Israel’s. Let’s hope this version fails in the Senate because Section 219 is a betrayal of our sovereignty.

[Allamorph @allamorph]

Yes, that's half of how he maintains his media grip. Deep southern Rs view this as a good thing, as "finally giving them what they deserve", they have a fixation on "retribution" to a phantom Other who has psychologically humiliated them by exposing their lack of genuine love.

[Robert Clark @RobertClark62]

He doesn't even pretend to be President of all Americans. He's only wants to be President of MAGA America. A nation can't endure this type of deliberate, divisive malevolence.

[Allamorph @allamorph]

They need ten.

Enough of this margin of control nonsense. We always have at least two rotating villains even among the ones who caucus Democrat. Get a certainty of control and stop suffering these pissant excuses.

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

Dems don't need four Senate seats in November, they need five
https://t.co/rh4T8633bD

[Allamorph @allamorph]

1984 chapter by chapter if I had to guess

[gringoshaman @gringoshaman420]

The ice cream man y’all, what are we doing?

[Allamorph @allamorph]

We did.

They told us.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

We should have known what they were up to when they renamed it from the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

[Allamorph @allamorph]

Which businesses

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The US sent out $49.1 billion in tariff refunds in June to businesses, per YF

[Allamorph @allamorph]

It's not a gut feeling. That's what he claims he does, with pride.

It's capriciousness and abject cruelty.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Whew. Maggie Haberman confirms today that Trump was surprised by his *own* tariff numbers and rates: “At one point, he didn’t realize how high China’s tariffs burden had gotten. It was up to 145% & his reaction was holy shit…It’s not a formula. It’s a gut feeling.”