Scotty P 🛴

aspiring discoverer of happiness

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

My dad’s dry humor is a weapon specifically designed to break my silence 😭

[Kye @GxldSociety]

Nasty spirited people not liking you is divine protection.

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[k @kathitalareina]

things I've learned don't mean anything:

-sleeping together
-meeting their family
-no protection
-talking about the future
- calling for hours
-"I love you"

[Scotty P 🛴 @SGirvan1]

@_betsvd @JuicegawdinPriv This guy has got to hire some new ghost writers fr

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

gas is $5 i am not coming to just cuddle

[Scotty P 🛴 @SGirvan1]

@wobblymami I’m a straight white male but I support this message for your and all’s sake

[Scotty P 🛴 @SGirvan1]

@dinosaurs1969 Ok wait so this actually happened to my Yamaha while I was moving and I have to figure out how to reattach it without breaking any plastic bits. Hopefully it goes well

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

low key fell off

[❀ @xoxoceles]

" Aren't you bored being alone? "

me alone:

[Princess LIL BIT 💫 @thatgirlmulaa]

So my friend figured out her baby daddy was using her car to cheat on her while shes at work. She found a condom wrapper under the seat . But instead of arguing she played it cool put a tracker in the car n told him to drop her off like normal. As soon as he dropped her off I pulled up n picked her up and we followed the car so we could she WHO THE GIRL WAS. We followed the car to some apartments parked around the corner and walked the rest of the way so he wouldn’t notice my car . We creeped up like 2 roaches looking through the windshield and saw him getting his SOUL SNATCHED . My friend lost every bit of home training she opened the door n just started SWINGING on the girl . She pull her out the car and the girl TALL than a mf n she start getting down on my friend so I jump in. After one swing connected I KNEW this wasn’t no regular b****. She start tearing BOTH us up at the same time. Come to find out she a whole trans lady. Her baby daddy pull off and LEAVES US helpless in the parking lot . So I took off running to my car cuz at this point this ain’t my business and she should have never called me up for this ridiculousness . She can play Now That’s Tv by her d*mn self. NEVER AGAIN !

[ciel @sunisidal]

im dead theyre sselling that fucking triple cart

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Aight im currently in Silver Springs, MD. If there’s anybody in the area that wants to ride with me in the Civic while we listen to the album let me know. I got new speakers for this. Please be in the vacinity of silver springs, ima come pick you up with ib, then we can go scoop 1 more person, then we press play.

First 2 people I pick up will listen to disc 29 with us. Next 2 people will listen to disc 39. Don’t send your address until I reply to you and follow you, then you can DM. Lemme know

[Scotty P 🛴 @SGirvan1]

Upper echelon trolling rh

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Tom Holland is dating a 29 year old

There is a 3 month age gap between them—over 90 days. they were not even born in the same fiscal quarter (June 1, 1996 vs. September 1, 1996)

Hollywood normalizes this

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Tom Holland is dating a 29 year old

There is a 3 month age gap between them—over 90 days. they were not even born in the same fiscal quarter (June 1, 1996 vs. September 1, 1996)

Hollywood normalizes this

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Big weather system coming through.
Here's what we know so far.

[Scotty P 🛴 @SGirvan1]

@yoxics Are you clowning dudes who want to learn and educate themselves? Wtf is this shit