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@SavMondo your snatch gonna be all over nufc twitter

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@Jaack Big Dan Burn because he might do that mad dance he did in the dressing room for Newcastle, but on the pitch for England and that would be iconic. Plus he only has four fingers.

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Wonder how many pensioners called Bill get nicknamed Old Bill and people assume they're snitches/ex-police and watch what they say around them when in reality they're just old and called Bill and probably worked as a plumber or something.

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@billyromano1982 @elonmusk I thought it was up by the old Prince of Wales ha

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@anon_opin Assumes all bands can fill knebworth, what if you can only fill the Astoria at forty quid a ticket and now you're tickets are two hundred quid, you would be playing to an empty room.

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@liamgallagher In Cork walking into a room with a mix of fella's and birds and saying "alright lads" is perfectly normal. Maybe it's like that LG?

[Jamie Ellis @JamieEllis55]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

[Ste Hoare @stehoare]

This man has somehow managed to look like Alan Shearer, Wayne Rooney and Ronan Keating all at once

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@jsh3pump_ Haha it's from the Daily Sport man you cracker

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@secondtierpod West Brom
Charlton
Man
Derby
Ipswich
Newcastle
Bolton

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@Charl_H79 Who they kidding, they couldn't even afford a flute a scruffy bastards

[Pediavenir @Pediavenir]

🚨🎮 INSOLITE – Le son d’ouverture de la PlayStation 2 vient d’un piano jeté du haut d’un immeuble

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@PrimeHendry It could be Newcastle if Sandro is on the bench

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@aishapoison @lockscreenarts @grok Got fingers like a Demogorgon

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@Sp1thfc £1,200 surely?

[Lewis Bowden @LewisBowden_]

My brilliance is starting to become frightening #nufc

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Looks like he's got some dick on him Gordon, about 19 seconds in, he's either got a chubby or a johnson like Linford Christie

[Dominic Scurr @DomScurr]

👊No player has scored more Champions League goals for Newcastle United than Anthony Gordon.

He moves level with Alan Shearer with his sixth goal in the competition proper.

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@binance Really? 998 seems pretty obvious

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@anon_opin https://t.co/h23UIs42HC

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@anon_opin “Wear This Dress And Shut It” Noel Gallagher On The Modern Music Industry