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@WhiskeyDekesSHL @MWarren1077 Exact words from Stevie- “Pay your league fee! You guys are grown men now”

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@SHLsuperior @SuperiorBandits @SuperiorRebels Both teams can’t play hockey anymore so might as well take the competition to the next playing field!

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@WhiskeyDekesSHL He’s currently on the @SHLCommissioner watch 👀 list

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Day one with the Marc Sambach Cup and @WhiskeyDekesSHL @91Mitton and @Jlundy86 enjoying their time with it!!!

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Can’t wait to hear @SuperiorBandits GM’s @jimmymazza press conference this afternoon, after their 3rd consecutive season winning the Rich McGuigan Trophy but ultimately falling short in the Marc Sambach Playoffs. Get your 🍿 🍿 ready!!

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Congratulations to our rookie franchise @WhiskeyDekesSHL on winning their 1st Marc Sambach Cup 🏆 in their expansion season. Their team full of young guns battled adversity with key members in and out of the lineup throughout the playoffs. 🏆 @SHLsuperior

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Last nights Player Of The Game went to @WhiskeyDekesSHL @91Mitton with 2 🚨🚨. Who will win this years Stevie Speigel Award (a.k.a. Conn Smythe)??

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Tonight’s the night! Our 2022 Summer SHL Champion will be named! Who will take home the precious hardware?? @SuperiorBandits vs @WhiskeyDekesSHL Dekes up 1-0 after last nights 6-2 win @SHLsuperior

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@SHLsuperior Big tilt tonight at the palace as 2 of our rookie teams that literally need dads on their bench face off! Who do you got tonight between @nadoshockey & @KnuckChuckers ??

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Sambach Cup has arrived!! Who you got as this years winner??

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Stevie is getting ready so he’s able to hand out the SHL Sambach Cup to this years summer winner!!

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Congrats to our SHL Summer 21’ B & C division Champions Island Hooligans and Puck Hunts.

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When @SHLCommissioner tried to interview @SuperiorBandits GM @jimmymazza following last nights game 1, he had very few words for the Commish. He was extremely angry at his teammate @joeynap24 as he was quoted saying, “it was the f*#*ing turning point of the game!!”

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Here’s a quick recap of last nights @SHLsuperior game 1 of the Marc Sambach Cup as @SuperiorRebels knocked off arch town rivals @SuperiorBandits by a score of 8-3. Get your tickets at the palace for game 2 as the cup will be in the building Sunday night at 9pm

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Once again the 2 most veteran @SHLsuperior teams will face off tonight as the 1 seed @SuperiorBandits take on the 2 seed @SuperiorRebels in game 1 of the Marc Sambach Cup!

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Tonight’s @WhiteCastle goal of the game goes to @kyle_jadatz13 with this beauty, as 2nd seed @SuperiorRebels eliminated 7th seed NYPD hockey club by a score of 7-2. @kyle_jadatz13 earned the Player Of The Game and won a free sack of chicken rings

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Before tonight’s “Wednesday night rivalry” night, @SuperiorBandits assistant captain @jimmymazza will be drug tested by the @SHLCommissioner as he’s been quoted saying, “We have not lost a regular season game in the last 3 seasons!” Strange as the record books say differently

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After last nights TIGHT win by the @SuperiorBandits scoring the winning goal with 1.5 secs left over @ShlSpace . The @SHLCommissioner has opened an investigation into Bandits “c” @jimmymazza as information has been reported that he stole rolls of tape from the Superior Pro Shop.

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@SuperiorBandits captain @joeynap24 has donated 24 fried Oreos to tonight’s Player Of The Game. #classactleague #classactcaptain