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[Mkisii Ke 🤡🇰🇪 @pastortoxic_]

Mum amenkataza nisibuy Gari juu me Nissan wake

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@merchant_012 "Kwani mih huduu?"

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@onorma_ Managu

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@mchonyi9 Hasira ni ya nini boizz

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Huyo jamaa wa kwanza simjui but najua anakaa tu mwongo

[OC👾 @theyfwoc]

Stages of X:

1. You create an X account.

2. You didn’t understand it

3. So you left for a few months.

4. Then you returned

5. Now you are addicted and can’t go a day without it.

Repost if this was you 😂

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@rindorijoshua @m4ziwa

[Sintax @sintax_KE]

Naskia bibi akishavaa hii kupewa labda habari 😂🙆

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

*Approaches a millenial babe kwa sherehe for a whine*

Her:Siezi dance na mtoi

Me:Ooh uko na mimba?

[DEUCALION💀 @_deucalio]

Gynaecologist anavaa gloves lakini we champee unatumia ulimi...🤭

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@Tommy279426741 Morning tommy👋

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Ndio kutafta za fees

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @kaj0se]

shida yenu ni mnaishi mbali na leo hatuguzi kc painapo 😂😂

[Commentary Xavier @pakaluxavierog]

I may have overreacted slightly

[🍁 @LabRat_ke]

Team building kidogo huku site

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @kaj0se]

huku site tuko na awarding ceremony kidogo😭😂

[Kijana ya KarU @kiprop_haron]

Bois flani anaitwa solo alikua na makwela thao, ustake jua

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Lakini hii app hukua very toxic buana 😭😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's going to take at least three generations for other tribes to outshine Murimaa babes. Those demons are the most beautiful set of women we have in Kenya.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

In front of you is Muraya Mwangi from Murang'a, currently serving as a band-1 student at the Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where he's pursuing a bachelor's degree in Dust Mitigation with Advanced IT. Remember, May intake is still ongoing.

Anyway, Our boy logged into his social media accounts breathing fire and emitting smoke after allegedly discovering that his beloved wife had been receiving high-voltage electricity from none other than Murang'a Senator Joe Nyutu.

The transformer apparently overloaded, and Muraya's emotional power grid has since collapsed. Armed with screenshots extracted from his wife's phone like a seasoned DCI sleuth, Muraya declared that he would not sit back and watch his marriage perform a disappearing act like free Wi-Fi.

The devastated gentleman narrated how he had bent over backwards, sideways, and even diagonally to provide for his family. The man travelled abroad and engaged in hardcore labour so that Madam could enjoy a soft life complete with peace, comfort, and unlimited data bundles.

To crown it all, he organized a colourful wedding so grand that village haters developed temporary hypertension from jealousy. Unfortunately, as has happened to many graduates of K-DUST, Muraya has discovered that life occasionally marks their exams using a different marking scheme. The man invested in loyalty, but fate apparently decided to diversify the portfolio.

As we speak, Muraya is reportedly struggling to breathe properly after receiving a heartbreak powerful enough to qualify as a natural disaster. Neighbours claim the man stares at his phone while listening to Mike Rua’s songs and questioning every life decision he has ever made.

Doctors have confirmed that Mareej is a very serious condition. Symptoms include random sighing, staring at walls, checking old photos, loss of appetite, and suddenly becoming a relationship expert on X, TikTok & Facebook.

Muraya's village haters who attended the wedding only for the food & gossip have reportedly called for an emergency meeting to celebrate what they are describing as an unexpected but welcome development.

We wish our brother a quick recovery as he navigates these difficult streets of character development. May he find peace, healing, and a phone password he never feels compelled to investigate again. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀