🏒🥅Phil Altchuler🥅🏒

Hockey | Dogs | Self-Proclaimed Comedian | Volunteering | Data Analytics | Politics | Survivor of two types of cancer | Amputee | King of “That’s What She Said”

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In 8th grade my friend asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.

I told her, “I want to be married.”

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@NATBLT2017 @0ivankaTrump1 Not only are you wrong about several things—you somehow managed to contradict yourself—again, showing you’re oblivious about a subject you chose to arrogantly lecture everyone on.

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@NATBLT2017 @0ivankaTrump1 Everything else is a batshit crazy, incoherent, mess of a post. It’s not that your opinions suck, it’s that it literally makes *no* sense, and shows your absolute ignorance of the subject.

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@elimanningrules @harriman69 @PatriotSynergy @RepFine @bellausa17 Scared of facts?

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@PatriotSynergy @RepFine @bellausa17 What about when it was done to Biden and Obama, dummy? What about the First Amendment?

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@cbrown9803 @RepFine You don’t support the Constitution? How about the fact that news stations have t broadcast speeches for Biden or Obama, either?

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@Dviddles @joeflood Not tire marks. It’s dirt/debris that collected along seams.

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@wombat_at_large @joeflood Those are the seams 🤦‍♂️.

Or are you not only suggesting that vandals took a box cutter and cut an indestructible liner 350ft, but they did so multiple times? Also, Trump, for some reason, hasn’t reported the other “cuts”?

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@Pastpassport @FriendlyTravler @cscschultz @liz_churchill10 That’s the definition of anecdotal evidence 😂🤦‍♂️

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@Pastpassport @TiptonTonya5240 @cscschultz @liz_churchill10 They supported someone they believed would help the country. That’s doesn’t make them a cultist.

Trump supporters are, by the very definition, in a cult.

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@Pastpassport @cscschultz @liz_churchill10 Well, Obama has never been charged with a crime. Despite’s Trump’s claims, he’s never had evidence shown that he committed a crime.

Trump has been in court for decades, and even when he admits to the crime, his supporters justify it.

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@KingTunde_SZN Depends on the dates. Was it daylight saving/standard time?

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@KingTunde_SZN 16, counting the openings?

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@cutiieepie6 No, it’s about having the courage to stand up for **what’s right.

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@stylist_que_2 I mean, the headline didn’t clarify whether what was accomplished had to be good or bad, so—I agree? 🤷‍♂️

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Q: Why focus on all these projects right now as gas prices are soaring?

Trump: “This is such a stupid question that you asked…You can understand dirt maybe better than I can, but I don't allow it. This is one of the worst reporters. She's with ABC fake news and she's a horror show…A question like that is a disgrace to our country."

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@VedranAus @wla1103 @EricLDaugh He’s had 5 1/2 years. You *still* believe him.

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@christin247378 @EricLDaugh Don’t use logic!

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@EricLDaugh LOL. 1637th time’s the charm!

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@Commonsensepre2 @rawsalerts Oh, so *that’s* why this administration is breaking so many laws! 🤷‍♂️