aurea?veritas

A joke is the sudden realization of truth.

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

I will show you
Three GUARANTEED ways YOU can make money in the Stock Market with 99.9% certainty:
1) Insider Trading
2) Front Running
3) Stock Manipulation
Apart from that, you will lose money to the people doing the above.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

“Daddy?”

“Yes Johnny?”

“Donald Trump deported my friends, closed my school, forced you to sell the family farm and took mommy’s cancer medicine away, so why did you vote for him again?”

“Because we needed to paint the reflecting pool, son.”

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

@DrNeilStone Lucky you didn't take the first RSV vaccine which resulted in ADE -
Antibody Dependent Enhancement

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

@atensnut What about the Dept of Defense that totally missed building cheap drones?

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

@SenJohnBarrasso Today's Republican Party

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

@GuntherEagleman @SenJohnBarrasso Save Act is Digital ID and surveillance and no mail in voting

[Zhao DaShuai 东北进修🇨🇳 Commentary @zhao_dashuai]

This is so hilarious, the F-47, the so called 6th gen fighter of the US will most likely have canards.

This comes after Americans spending 10 years mocking the canards of the Chinese J-20.😆

Some Americans tried to play the canards on the official rendering off, as an artist impression. But if this is indeed the first image of the F-47, then it's has 2 giant canards, it looks so ugly and out of proportion.

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

@adamcarolla Row 3 convicted

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

@MeadorFTC @HawleyMO @SecScottBessent @AmerCompass Here's the Republican message

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Not one reporter stood up for Kaitlan Collins while that orange asshole berated her.

They should all be fucking ashamed of themselves.

[Aryan Defense League @Aryan_Order]

@A13Beast The deeper you go down the rabbit hole the more silent the t in rabbit gets.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Sean Strickland BANNED from UFC

Cenk Uygur BANNED from the UK

Hasan Piker BANNED from the UK

All for criticising one tiny colony in the levant…

How does this tiny colony have so much control over our free speech?

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

If John Bolton can plead guilty to retaining classified docs at his home in Bethesda - Trump can plead guilty to retaining classified docs at his home at Mar-a-Lago.

[Steven Rattner @SteveRattner]

Delinquencies are up across loan categories since 2024.

About 13% of credit card balances and 10% of student loan balances are currently delinquent.

My @Morning_Joe Chart.

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

@lesleyabravanel

[Lesley Abravanel 🪩 @lesleyabravanel]

BREAKING: Former Miami Beach Mayor Philip Levine referred for charges after Epstein hearing. Ok, now go north to Mar-a-Lago, k?
https://t.co/Ug0ElyYsCP

[aurea?veritas @Dviddles]

@MichaelAArouet Nazis working for the state conquered Europe

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

Did you know about The Ocoee Massacre?
It was a violent racial attack that took place on November 2, 1920, in Ocoee, Florida. It erupted after an African American man attempted to vote in the U.S. presidential election, triggering a white mob to destroy the Black community. The massacre is regarded as one of the most severe incidents of racial violence in Florida's history.

[The Frontier @readfrontier]

The mother of a 23-year-old man claims jail employees failed to adequately monitor him after he told them he had recently attempted suicide.

https://t.co/EKRX16WK8C

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

Incredible. Goldman Sachs is the lead left on the SpaceX IPO, and somehow @ft fails to mention this in the headline below 🤦‍♂️

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Sky News ran a segment about how a Jewish volunteer group is on the streets fighting "record levels of antisemitism", and zero antisemitism occurs anywhere in the entire segment. It's just a group of thugs cruising around intimidating non-Jews by impersonating law enforcement.