Shelby Hammerstein

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

Thank you @bastilledan for spending 20 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

@MissChris52_11 😂😂 He said, "Why?! I'm awesome!"

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

Today my boyfriend suddenly double tapped my head, and when I asked him what that was, he said, "I liked you."

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

Y'all we should just be always drunk watching @nbcsnl forever

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

Absolutely in love with historical dramas that use modern music and cinematography. Intoxicating. Looking at you @VersailleSeries

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

I need to know where the extra frosting is on the new @PopTartsUS. Another layer on top? On the back? #mysteries

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

rise and fucking grind who tryna discuss alternative energy sources

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

i only sleep to recharge my hate for global warming deniers

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

stop drinkin soda b grow up

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

My other favorite part of the Princess Diaries is the entire movie

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

My favorite part of the Princess Diaries is when the mayor says "it never comes down on Willie Brown" and that's actually Willie Brown, the mayor of San Francisco in 2001

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Milo. He is attempting a blep in direct sunlight. Quite reckless. Human tried to hold him back but was unsuccessful. 12/10 h*ckin brave

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fern. He is commander of the yard. Overseer of all outdoor happenings. Emperor of the long-eared boys. 13/10 would noggin pat

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

*sees all the pollution* ok humanity is cancelled

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you remove a person's arteries, veins, & capillaries, and tie them end to end, that person will die.

[ACLU @ACLU]

Should President-elect Donald Trump attempt to implement his unconstitutional campaign promises, we'll see him in court.

[Shelby Hammerstein @SHammerstein]

People who think millenials are lazy are about to get taught a lesson

[Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa]

I think this will force us to be in community in a way we never thought we needed to be before. I'm open to that.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@roywoodjr searches for a silver lining. https://t.co/L2Dd2YvH0K

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the women...who put their faith in this campaign and in me...nothing has made me prouder than to be your champion." —Hillary