Sebastian Hawtree

North Dorset Shopkeeper

[Total Saints Podcast @TotalSaintsPod]

We’d like to wish a very Merry Christmas to those of you celebrating.

🎅🏻🎁🎄⚽️😇

This time of year provides the perfect opportunity to reflect on the important things around us….and spare a thought for those who are less fortunate!

#SaintsFC

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

This! 🤦🏻‍♂️ Worlds gone mad

[Ian Black @BlickyIan]

The madness of living in Uk in 2023 - you have to pay £12.50 to enter the Ulez and park under the flight path where 1 aircraft a minute passes 100 feet above your head spewing out jet fumes

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Jeremy Vine when he sees a reversing van on the road

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

This 👌

[Richard Porter @sniffpetrol]

What Auto Trader needs is a check box that says 'silver wheels only'.

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

@Callsign_Kodak Great to see you from Sandbanks 👌

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

👇🏻 Absolute truths! What a bloody car 🙌

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@yeo_holly Love Thatchers 👌, I had a drop of Jeremy’s juice the other day and that was quite superb 👍

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

@classicrider Kudos for landing on 10 litres exactly too! The new pumps take some getting used to 😂

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

Possibly the best Petrol Station in Dorset I’ve heard 👀

[Paul Miles @classicrider]

Pump it up

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

@yeo_holly Got a lot of time for this 👍 Thanks Holly

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

🤯🥺

[Lawrence Whittaker @ListerLawrence]

Nooooooooo!!! Not an R32! 😱😭

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

Saw this a few days ago and haven’t stopped thinking about it. What a machine 😍 https://t.co/zVSnJ26Nq6

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😂

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Drives into petrol station.
Drives to pump 4.
Fills up car and checks it’s pump 4.
Walks into petrol station to pay for pump 4.

Thinks to self:
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4
It’s pump 4

Cashier: What pump number?

Me:

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

@yeo_holly @WallacePJW Was just about to tag you @yeo_holly - you absolutely got yours at the right time! 👌

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

@SaintsfcViews Trying to work out what the point of this tweet is 😂

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

A terrible day was had.

[Keith Harman @KeithHarman]

I still have this custom Chevy S10 Pickup for sale, recently imported from dry Arizona, straight and rust free. UK registered and drives well with 2.8 V6 and Auto. £7995 or offers. Truck is in North Dorset. Please Retweet. @Rockstarscars @Superstar_Cars @ThePollitt @LUDENClassics

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

@yeo_holly

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

@yeo_holly Absolutely everything about that looks perfect 👌

[Sebastian Hawtree @SHawtree]

@yeo_holly “What are we cooling bro” 😂😂