British Beef

40 something Farmer and practical Conservationist.
Former Local politican & Barman.
Satire and joke take on the state of modern life.

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@CalumAM Mateee..

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@MattisRedacted @sirDukeDevin It seems shocking to some that if you go to an extreme on either end, be it left or right you end up at fascism.

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@NicholasTyrone An arrogant politician. Wow, they are rare!

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@AndreasKoureas_ I'm. Always suspicious of Labour MPs with curiously posh voices.

Apart from Wedgewood-Ben obvs. He was totally bonkers but a delightful enigma...

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@Loganx1607 @IainDale Good man.

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@adam_stewart @joseph_gellman Maaate.....

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@wallaceme Thou art more fucking temperate than a summer's days....

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@PatWardle @Artemisfornow What a stupid comment.

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@DJack_Journo @afneil I'd prefer a Paxo reboot, in a perfect world...He is needed.
Do hope his retirement is restful though.

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No just respond to rudeness with the same. If u must know u run a small scale conservation project using native sheep. I see ewe lambs as breeding stock to another shepherd to pay for the conservation. Yes I eat local grass reared meat as it's sustainable, nutritious and not causing any deforestation in South America.

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@ArturNadol7566 @EnvAgency Chalk streams should not be cleared by a digger, they are incredibly sensitive. But then as an environmental expert, he should know that.

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@RyanMoon11 @waynehhsiung Fuck off with your assumptions.

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@drhingram Thunderbirds are go!!!!!

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@RyanMoon11 @waynehhsiung Far worse of was halal. Just for your information I don't send anything through a slaughterhouse. Numb nuts.

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@TerrySparrow4 Rather keep then than have some all powerful president on the make. Already having the wealth makes the RF far less coruptable...
Why would u want more politicians?

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@sherlockandmum @waynehhsiung Lambs are not separated from their mums unless a serious medical reason. They need them to survive. These women stole the lambs from their mums. No justification.

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@SimonFoxWriter How is conscription gonna work with mortgages. UK gonna underwrite the lot?

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@ur_favqueenie Bond was suave and went to Cambridge. ....

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@AnnieEaves @LoveGrowingVeg He's an entitled idiot always sounding off about some minor inconvenience. Best ignored to shout into the void.