Serkan Honeine

Struggling cook, sports and mariokart junkie.

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@MrBeast 9999999

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@FIFAWorldCup No one cares about your stupid lists.

How about not charging a kidney for World Cup tickets?

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@boltdotnew Not a lot. You have dozens on discord telling you bolt can’t publish, and no actual support function 🤷‍♂️

@EricSimons I can help you stand something up

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@Frank_Castle6 @Buchi_Laba I actually worked at the broadcaster at the time.

This was part of a plan we pitched La Liga to help grow the league in Africa (where premier league is like religion).

We had to go the Super Eagles because the clubs didn’t have the reach across Africa

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@InternetH0F @grok Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t need to be a mutual and don’t tag them. Just say it

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@Arsenal Sign a striker

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@mehdirhasan Brother put some more effort in. Like this guy

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@FlyRwandAir Hey guys - please check DMs. I’m trying to change a flight. It is impossible to reach you guys over phone. I’ve tried 16 times

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@elonmusk @CommunityNotes That’s correct Elmo. We’re coming for you and the rest of Sesame Street.

We won’t stop until we replace the Cookie Monster with Baklava

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@REVMAXXING Man boobs are evil?

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Office in Hyde Park, Johannesburg

No cold calling involved

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13 January start

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@elonmusk Have a few more kids Elon. We’ll be fine.

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@MazuranDomagoj @aggelos_nas2 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Somebody post the snowball video

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@piersmorgan Was this poll targeted at octogenarians?

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@dieworkwear @onlyaussiebuck 😆

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@RustyKu37492320 @sweatystartup @Ricki_28 😂

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@yanisvaroufakis Is this what “self-defence” looks like?

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@DaveTaylorNews No doubt there will be some impacted employees feeling distraught. Everyone’s situation is unique.

As far as restructures go - my experience is that Telstra is quite generous.

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@DaveTaylorNews Well they’ve flagged $250M for redundancies. That’s about $90K + leave per impacted staff member. That’s also about the average annual Oz salary, and at a favourable tax bracket 🤔