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The first Billionaire to be jailed in South Africa

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

You know what's amazing? This is true. More amazing is the fact that when a female komodo dragon gives birth to offspring without mating with a male, they only give birth to males.

Read that again. If they give birth without mating with a male, they'll give birth to only males.

[Thefootballslayer @FootballSlayer_]

"Hello, My name is Unai Simon, Spain's goalkeeper. Nice to meet you guys, I don't think you saw me, I was on the pitch too."😂😂

[Sentletse 🇿🇦🇷🇺🇵🇸🇱🇧 @Sentletse]

- Senzo Mchunu (State President)
- Shadrack Sibiya (National Police Commissioner)
- Feroz Khan (Head of Crime Intelligence)
- Andrea Johnson (NDPP)
- Brown Mogotsi (Minister of Police)

Mkhwanazi was like, “Not under my watch!”

[B N S L @_BNSL]

Mara Morda wa zama, bafethu. You can't say she doesn't have a father 😔 He even even put his picture ko dining room.

[kickoff @Trollkickoff]

🚨🇫🇷🗣 Patrice Evra reveals the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and modern managers:

“During nine years, Ferguson never told me anything tactical like ‘go left’, ‘close the right’, or things like that.

José Mourinho will probably talk more about tactics than Ferguson, but I don’t understand how Ferguson was so successful with that style of management.

He knew how to bring the best out of people.

We played with fear. I was never scared of Sir Alex Ferguson, but I was always scared of disappointing him.

When Arsène Wenger was losing at half-time, he would say: ‘Come on my friend, we can do better than that.’

Ferguson was different. He was like: ‘Stop playing with my money, man. You don’t want me to end your contract, do you?’

I always tell people, if Ferguson was coaching today, he would probably end up in jail.” 😅

[AmaMpondomise @AmaMpondomise1]

Do you know how evil the ANC has to be, for a literal apartheid Member of Parliament to be right?

[Wesile Snipes @__sugarvenom]

😭never did I ever imagine I’d see an Indian skhothane

[iScathulo SePhara 👞 @ISephara]

Dear Madlanga Commission knowing this guy, please investigate Minister Pinky Kekana

Thank you 🙏🏽

[KaMabaso @itsKhanyikayi_1]

Julius Mkhwanazi is currently moving from one court case to the next but the #adhoccommittee report didn’t find any wrong doing 👍🏿🙌🏾🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Udlala kamnandi

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

Where was her Dad, the guy who actually owns that hotel?

[iScathulo SePhara 👞 @ISephara]

Dear Mr Bean,

Answer us!

How much of the R600 million is left?

[Princess @Sisi_Sasha]

News24 spent 3 business days trying to convince us that Andrea Johnson was some kind of victim 😂.

Thoughts? @News24

[#PutSouthAfricansfirst @Patriot_S_A]

Since General Khan is suspended, no more intel news for lemenemene, he is clueless like the rest of us

[refentse @refentsek_]

“companies will fight for you”

[Big Chief. @granjefe_elo]

Have you seen a single Madrid defender balling at this World Cup?
There goes your answer.

[Sizwesakithi @Sizwesakithi_]

Why does the president of Nigeria live in France?

[Ye @TraceeEllisRows]

The story of Mzilikazi waAfrika going undercover to Mozambique so that he can be human trafficked back to South Africa to see where human trafficked illegal immigrants end up in South Africa and how much they are sold for when they get here and who the buyers are is so crazy 😭😭

[Declan @declanstar1]

🚨🗣️🇪🇸 Luis de la Fuente on Mikel Merino.

"Around the 50th minute, I wanted to bring Mikel on. He looked at me, smiled, and said, 'Coach, not yet. I'm still studying their defenders. They'll switch off late.'

By the 85th minute, time was running out and we needed a goal. He nodded and said, 'Coach... it's time.' 5 minutes later... the stadium erupted."

[ERROL💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 @errolbsk]

The Madlanga Commission, shows that the Adhoc Committee was a pure joke.