Sam?

graduate of @niu & @eiu

[Sam? @SIReiss_]

Missing him a little extra today 🥺

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week's Onion Magazine:

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

We’re about to do this for the economy

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Commercial banks donated $23,992,279 to elect Republicans last year.

Today, Republicans voted to end the cap on overdraft fees.

This is what corruption looks like.

[tré easton @treeaston]

They’re gonna crash the economy again and we’re gonna have to fix it again and then they’re gonna blame us for not fixing it fast enough again and I just want this doom loop to end

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[Sam? @SIReiss_]

@daveweigel Hopefully he runs for president instead!!

[Sam? @SIReiss_]

@TheMcKenziest South Korean opposition had (wait for it)..... ..... ....... *whispers* a majority in the legislature

[Sam? @SIReiss_]

@aspiringpeasant A single senator can deny unanimous consent and slow down a confirmation. Before GOP obstruction in Obama years you needed 60 votes to confirm, now all you need 51 votes which makes Dems a weaker minority party in comparison.

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

This water is being stupidly wasted by Trump. Not a drop will go to fires. It only means farmers will have less water this summer when they need it.

[Dominique Devereaux’s Son @wondermann5]

I voted for her, because I knew what was up and I wasn’t stupid

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Tim Kaine tells federal employees to ignore Trump’s offer to quit w/ pay for months. “Don’t be fooled. He’s tricked hundreds of people w/ that offer. If you accept that offer & resign he’ll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn’t have any authority to do this.”

[Joe Khalil @JoeKhalilTV]

Interesting response here from @SenTimKaine on Trump's issuing 1,500 pardons to January 6th rioters:

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Y'all are fucked, bruh. We're outta this bitch.

[Sam? @SIReiss_]

TikTok is only being banned because bytedance wants to continue to spy on Americans for the Chinese Communist Party. Sell the app and we have no issues.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

This video by popular TikTok personality Soupy is going viral with 1.2 million likes and 3.9 million views in 15 hours. Gen z is not happy.

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

69 days late.

[Sam? @SIReiss_]

Someone who disagrees with you on occasion does not mean they are a CIA mole.

People are crazy.

[Sam? @SIReiss_]

I dunno Biden is the only person to have actually beaten Trump? Not saying he would have won in '24, but the party knifed their candidate in the back 200~ days to the election. The party could have solidified around an alternative to Biden years ago to challenge him for the nom.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

both of you are why trump won two elections

[Sam? @SIReiss_]

@StatisticUrban I nearly vomited evening thinking of this