Sam Grant

It’s Britney, bitch.

[Tom @th_av25]

“Keep the noise down later I’ve got work early”

First tackle:

[Callum Hands @Handsey]

Hello this is Mrs Cooper Simon’s mother year 12

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Gary Lineker on winning the National TV Award,

"It's not lost on me why I might have won this award"

"Aside from presenting Match of the Day, the most iconic football show for 26 years"

"Also, I think it demonstrates that perhaps it's ok sometimes to use our platform to speak up on behalf of those who have no voice"

@GaryLineker Legend 👏

[Cam @cam_nufc]

Best LB in the league

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

Nazi salutes on the streets of Britain. These scummy c*nts are Farage’s people. They disgust me.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

“What were you doing during this genocide, grandpa?”

[BILLY @BILLYhavs]

I’m crying. This couple had their pet llama as a groomsman 😭

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

"Harry Kane signs for PSG"

Lyon that season:

[R. @NoahB91]

Always kills me 😂

[Sam O’Leary @mrSamOLeary]

Gordon Ramsay making things seem worse

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.

[FC Riverview @FC_Riverview]

Wearside Atheltico 0-7 Sundial

🏆 Club MOTM Liam Shields

⚽️⚽️ Scotty Jackson
⚽️ 🅰️@Pearcegraham10
⚽️ @Conor__Evento
⚽️🅰️ Sam
⚽️ Jak Glendenning
⚽️ OG
🅰️🅰️ Liam Shields
🅰️ Shaun Hanson
🅰️ Ben Taylor
🅰️ @jacklucas96

The New Sundial
Abbey's South Shields
UTD 🔴⚫️🔴⚫️

[FC Riverview @FC_Riverview]

The Board Inn 2-4 The Sundial

🏆 Opposition MOTM Vickers

🏆 Club MOTM Conor Evento

⚽️ Vickers
⚽️ Conor Evento
⚽️ Sam Grant
⚽️ Liam Shields

🅰️ Liam Shields
🅰️ Pearce Graham
🅰️ Callum Wright

The New Sundial
Abbey's South Shields
UTD 🔴⚫️🔴⚫️

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Come on Harry it’s time to go! 🤪

[Adam Burns @AdamBurnsPR]

“The gravlax, please”

[Newcastle Fans TV @NewcastleFansTV]

Dominik Szoboszlai

https://t.co/hgIBEM87Ys

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro was getting hyped over the gingerbread man LMFAOOOOO