Sam

An astonishing number of people despise Leeds United or what Leeds United stand for. But this club was never made for them.

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@LeedsUnited_MAD @talkSPORT A footballer

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@1amcc Sounds like he’s doing his own thing based on the latest podcast. Hinted it’s an idea he had and wanted to run with.

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

“On accident”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The dolphins that were in ‘THE ODYSSEY’ just happened to appear on accident & were filmed anyway.

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

That’s not Phil. It’s clearly Clive Bixby.

[rondo. @Koffy_9]

Phil?????

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

I've #justdonated to this Crowdfunding Page on @JustGiving. Here's the link if you'd like to help them raise more. It's inspiring stuff! https://t.co/exYKeszIwl

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@RequestABet Enzo Maresca to manage Man City next season

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@JackLUFC1919 Genuinely wouldn’t be that surprised if we get a draw and he says that’s a good result.

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

Our captain is a proud Welshman and is mixed race. A lot of truly saddening opinions on my feed this week.

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@JackLUFC1919 The only thing I’d disagree with is subbing Okafor. His legs were gone by that point. Whether there’s a bigger issue that he can’t manage a full 90 is a question for another day.

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

Joao Felix’s career really don’t go the way we thought it would.

[novara @AdinUpdate]

Clavicular’s friend, who���s another looksmaxxer, explains he cries all the time because the tears make his hair SOFTER 😭💔

“I take the tears and put it in my hair, it’s like sea salt spray., it makes my hair softer”

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@Pirat_Nation Awesome. Now do AirPods

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

Did that guy genuinely pick up an injury after being pushed by Brendan Aaronsson? 😂😂

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

Juan y Marguerite

@ukboomers

[Anti Hacienda @antihacienda]

“Comprábamos casa con un año de ahorro pero los jovenes no pueden porque van al cine y a la discoteca”

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@bencampbell86 @GrahamSmyth @FA_PGMOL Hi Ben, Graham was mocking the original post. He’s a Leeds journalist. Cheers

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@MaynardM The media are still very much with them. Look at the interference they’ve been running this week to deflect from a poor performance.

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@AppleSupport @Apple

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

Hello @AppleSupport

I’m onto my third set of AirPods and each time the left earbud loses any volume following expiry of my Apple Care cover. Presumably this is intentional, so that I keep buying AirPods, but surely at some stage you need to simply replace the faulty ones?

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@HLTCO @JonathanBrook84 @EthanFromOnline

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@lackzxzx @23liamlufc Always liked Sunderland personally. Great set of lads

[Sam @SJJLeeds]

@23liamlufc Yeah it’s a fair point. Negative set up even against the weaker teams.