LordEmmer'sCup

Tweeter home of the SJU Alum Fantasy Football League. Because Harper thinks Twitter is cool.

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

Dedicated way to much time for this to result in a bad meme. But still very relevant nonetheless

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

Uh oh; did he get kicked out due to trying to instigate a push-up contest?

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

This likely doesn’t bode well for his game, mentally.

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

Throw the damn towel!!

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

Rounds explaining how he has performed in our league

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

“Look we’re the fourth winningest franchise in the league since 2000. That means in the upper quartile of winners were in the top quartile of that upper quartile.”

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Mike Clay @MikeClayNFL]

Now available in @ESPNFantasy leagues:

*Custom round keepers (!!!!)

*Option for a 'bonus' weekly win/loss based on if you're in the upper/lower half of your league in points scored

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

.@Mealhouse wins 7th league title. 2021 Season In Review now posted.

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

2020 is weird

[St. Cloud Times @sctimes]

NRCC Chair Rep. Tom Emmer, R-Minn., leads challenger in early numbers. https://t.co/l252nGFYQ7

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

All of us dodging injuries, arguing about covid contingencies while @Harpshow (on bike) strolls to his best start ever before trading his entire team (bike crash)

[ArtNouveauDeco @NouveauDeco]

Some things never change. Snowball fight 124 years ago. Lyon, France, 1896. Colorized and speed adjusted. Original in black and white by Louis Lumiere.
https://t.co/UOu5voQufH

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

Big Ten already behind our league, who has designated Rounds chief infection officer for past 13 years. Also, Collins as vice officer of infections.

[Adam Rittenberg @ESPNRittenberg]

#B1G will have daily antigen testing and enhanced cardiac screening to make decisions about competition. Each school will designate chief infection officer to oversee process and report data to league. B1G will use positivity rates (team and area population) to make decisions.

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

REPORT: After late night film session the draft is “really opening up and coming to me more clearly” according to @Harpshow

[St. Cloud Times @sctimes]

Final election results are in: Rep. Tom Emmer earned 87% of the votes in the District 6 race against Patrick Munro https://t.co/DFYPXOAKu7

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

TRADE ANNOUNCEMENT: @Harpshow has traded DeAndre Hopkins (Rk) to @KurtKipka in exchange for JuJu Smith Schuster (13th) and a 2020 1st rd pick. Harper also receives a 6th rd this year and a 4th rd in 2021.

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

This trade almost certainly happened in our league before. Probably twice, with @Harpshow on both the sending and receiving end.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cardinals get: WR DeAndre Hopkins and a 4th-round pick.

Texans get: RB David Johnson, a second-round pick and a 2021 fourth-round pick.

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

We have spoken with our league epidemic spokesman (texted Rounds) and have made the decision to move forward with the 2020 league year. Although as a precautionary measure, we have decided to withdraw @Mealhouse ‘s participation in the league for the foreseeable future.

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

Man, good thing they didn’t mention his Fantasy success or lack there of

[Saint John's (MN) Lacrosse @SJULAX]

‘𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗔 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗘, 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗔 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗘’ @SJUAlumni 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧

This week’s Alumni Spotlight features 𝗝𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 – current Saint John’s Assistant Coach and an attackman from the Class of 2007

#GoJohnnies // #JRYK // #mcla20

[Saint John's (MN) Lacrosse @SJULAX]

‘𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗔 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗘, 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗔 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗘’ @SJUAlumni 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧

This week’s Alumni Spotlight features 𝗝𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻 – current Saint John’s Assistant Coach and an attackman from the Class of 2007

#GoJohnnies // #JRYK // #mcla20

[LordEmmer'sCup @SJUAlumFF]

Congratulations to @HumannTouch for his 4th Regular Season Championship in the last 5 years.