Hawk Humor

The Hawk Humor Will Never Die

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Like if you find your soulmate at Saint Joe’s, odds are you suck, or you’re marrying someone who sucks , because the ratio of people who suck to people who don’t suck is legit like 3 to 1

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SJU 🏀 is back! The OT win improves the record to 2-14 on the season and 8-40 under Billy Lange.
#theSTORY

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Ryan Daly is up.

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FYI: Men’s basketball plays their first game since January 30th in about an hour. Helpful for those who want to feel something.

@ryandaly14 u up?

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@TheRealDCook @BarstoolNova they’re embarrassing us

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https://t.co/PfYICDEYuK

Follow-up questions:

���️How would this affect the Hawk’s mortality?
◽️Does USciences have apex?
◽️Will Jill Bodensteiner be there or can we take their AD?
◽️Can the mascot be the Devil Hawks?
◽️Can we have a monorail?

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SJU men’s basketball record since January 2019 by coach:

Phil Martelli 7-14
Billy Lange 7-40

#BasketballSchool

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@r134531 y u private we want to RT

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If you have any leads or information about the sociopath who’s been sending death threats and sexually explicit pictures to SJU women, please let us know.

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@BarstoolJoes name 3 times

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@BarstoolJoes why you always gotta come at other colleges

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Win a game.

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📽 Resolutions for 2021
#THWND | #theSTORY

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SJU Men’s Basketball finishes 2020 with a record of 3-23 on the calendar year. #Magis

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Wonder if @ryandaly14 knows that if you pull your mask down to talk to your teammates, it defeats the purpose of wearing a mask.

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The Hawk Is In A Coma

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@J3R0N Were you gonna take SJU ML

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The last time SJU Men’s Basketball won a game, the #1 song on Billboard was “The Box” by Roddy Ricch. #EeeOoo

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Hawk Humor wants to know: will SJU men’s basketball win tonight?

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Remember when SJU students’ biggest problem was graduation being cancelled?