S.J. Whitmore

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@americannative_ Excellent marketing. You knew white people wouldn’t be offended and would be actually impressed and want one.😆

Absolute genius.

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If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

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@SaraElae @mattvanswol Good

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@DavidJHarrisJr Striking resemblance

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@AmiriKing Is it just me or is she giving off Klingon vibes?

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@BayThewolf @DavidJHarrisJr That would involve expending energy on….effort.

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@Excellentsalvic It’s called DISPLAYING DOMINANCE

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@DavidJHarrisJr YES.

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@mattvanswol After shooting them, it’s almost like he’s joyfully skipping along like a little school boy.

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@oelma__ Answer: Intelligence

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@BLKThugreport All we ever hear from blacks is that the cops are killing them all and they’re terrified of the police. Body cam after body cam after body cam proves them to be nothing but goddamn liars. They aren’t afraid of the police. The body cams prove the polar opposite.

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@AntiWokeMemes Boris Karloff

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@BloodDevil0 @oelma__ The number one cause of death, division, and war, is government.

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@ailanyus Not for one second of my entire life

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@realextraterre @AntiWokeMemes Except slavery wasn’t a crime. Immoral yes, but it wasn’t a crime.

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@Kimberlyvrn Not gonna lie…

I’m seeing Boris Karloff.

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@AntiWokeMemes first thought? “Someone is suffering from a deep-seated self hatred.”

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@Aaronisalone @brutalcams I agree. The station should’ve sent an extra officer, knowing the one that was responding was female.

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@AntiWokeMemes Yet, they’ll probably hump a dog when no one‘s looking.

Goat…dog… I doubt they’ll make the distinction.

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@jerome379 @DavidJHarrisJr Can’t argue with that 😄