Sarah Myers

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

If you want something done right don't ask me to do it.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Egypt is called for a foul and this goal is DISALLOWED.

We are witnessing a ROBBERY in real time

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

Horrible touches, terrible passes, the goalie literally kicking the ground on a clear. I’m sick.

[Lupin @lupinxart]

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. i promise.

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

@cantseyy @kelsssk01

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

@diXie_Normiis HAHAHAHA YES! I totally forgot about that😂😂

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

@kelsssk01 @jmarsico_ Jess gave you a very good list. I’d add Mayor of Kingstown, Fleabag, Great British Bake Off, and of course, WILD BABIES

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

@kelsssk01 Tombstones 2.0

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

Wild Babies on Netflix is a must watch.

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

@jmarsico_ @jmalacky @kelsssk01 Are you saying I look old now?

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

@jmalacky @kelsssk01 Or this one

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

@ConsciousCourty It’s a problem that needs to be addressed.

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

Why are perfume commercials so fucking weird?

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

Always fun catching up with Matt

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

YESSS Paul Rudd. Finally getting the recognition he deserves😍

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

Watching the great British baking show is the only peace I know.

[alexis 🌞 @corduroynoises]

im sorry y’all but this is still the funniest scene in twilight 😭

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

@freshhel Is this you? @kelsssk01

[rue✨ @bryishaa_]

“If it wasn’t crack, let her on the track”

[Sarah Myers @SJayMyers]

I’ve eaten euro gyro 3 times in the past week. I think I’m regressing in life.