kelsey

I’m a great third wheel.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[freaky hacker chick @effhcee]

asked this guy on a dating app what he did today and his response was "had sex and chilled lol"

[KING TORCH @_bbytorch]

trying to connect with men just feels like a humiliation ritual. it’s always u versus their ego

[makai ➡️AQF @makaikatte]

“juneteenth is a made up holiday”

bitch all holidays are fucking made up, just say you’re racist lol

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

not only do i love a man that i can call for everything, i love when a man wants to be called for everything. never annoyed, always ready to solve a problem

[Blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[kelsey @kelsssk01]

I just ask bc we’re all living the same life so tell me your secret sorcery.

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

I wish it was socially acceptable to ask how people afford things, like your house is so nice, you go out to eat 3 times a week, and are always on vacation, are you in debt?

[kelsey @kelsssk01]

Checking in to share I’m actually living my best life rn. Xoxo.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Me when i catch myself doing some loser shit:

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self esteem.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need a friend with benefits. Not sexually, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I was sitting in the bathroom stall at work and I heard some dude walk in, wash his hands, look himself in the mirror, say “I'm a piece of shit” and then he just left.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Being poly sounds exhausting I’d rather focus on being a terrorist to one man at a time