S Joseph Haney

Drummer/percussionist @cursedonearth, G•Wagon, music scene evangelist in SeacoastNH, comedy obsessed

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@brucefenton No

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@EricBrakey You’re not wrong. NH needs to take a day-after-thanks-giving super dump and sh!t MA back out into MA; the Deep South of the far north.

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Wow @Target #funnynotfunny

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@alojoh @elonmusk @enews @grok Wanting to breed a person and wanting to be emotionally invested are two different things, sometimes they go together, sometimes they don’t.

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Humans are organic filters and builders of reality: light condensed into vibration, each a unique frequency, each a unique song.

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50:51sec into @TheoVon’s podcast with @NYCMayor, Zohran gives the best look at what DSA really is; a religion/cult. The sheet starts to slip just before in the setup, but the the “one of us” routine starts. Theo, bro, have @ComicDaveSmith on to sage your brain after this one.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Starship performs its orbital insertion burn and enters orbit of Earth for the first time

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@FTL_Bonnie Please…shhh. ;)

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Highlight of an extraordinarily creative and wholly original masterpiece

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

Duncan Trussell recorded this conversation with his mother while she was facing terminal cancer.

What you’re hearing isn’t scripted. It isn’t performed. It’s a son sitting with his dying mother trying to hold onto every word before the words run out.
And she, the one facing the end, is the one doing the comforting.

That is what makes these conversations so extraordinary. Not the wisdom itself, as profound as it is. But who it’s coming from. A woman who had every reason to be consumed by her own fear choosing instead to spend what little time remained helping her son understand how to live without her.

These recordings became the heart of The Midnight Gospel. And I always go back to watch it again.

They remain some of the most honest conversations about death, love and what it means to be human ever put on screen…

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@tedcruz Fuck you

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@RepAOC @RepPressley Did you forget to play the new game? You’re still playing the old one, and doing it as though you truly believe we can’t see you. It’d be hilarious if you weren’t currently an elected representative.

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@broshegoinnn @LilLocxc @UltimoLegend He sounds like a regular Woody Allen. Shame they didn't get along, they apparently had a lot in common.

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@1MissBridget @LilLocxc @UltimoLegend You seem perfectly balanced and not at all unhinged.

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@TRHLofficial Yes

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@1MissBridget @LilLocxc @UltimoLegend You mention a lot of “others” but say nothing of the tens of millions of Russians his army slaughtered. Is that not “hate” because they were also predominantly white?

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@broshegoinnn @LilLocxc @UltimoLegend I’ve heard a lot about Hitler but not that he was a pedo. Do they usually just leave that out because there’s fertile ground to criticize him or do you think that got tagged on?

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@KazuyaProta @LilLocxc @UltimoLegend Soldiers who’ve spent multiple tours have very different things to say about gay vs straight and what it means to the Afghanis and their culture.

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@LilLocxc @UltimoLegend bin Laden would man-boy-love the child like is top boy-wife. Hitler is the only safe choice, providing you’re not Jewish.

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New favorite type of online content! Cops following panicked, frantic, completely non-athletic shoplifters overhead with a drone. Absolutely hilarious

[Gary @plzbepatient]

New favorite genre just dropped

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@creepydotorg Fiancé didn’t have a key?