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We are not nice.
There is no crew.
WTF is a poast?

[SKiZM🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SKl2M]

#TND

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

In 2013, Domino’s Japan released a Hatsune Miku pizza-ordering app.

The commercial featured Domino’s Japan CEO Scott Oelkers awkwardly explaining the app in English.

The ad became a meme because it felt like a corporate fever dream.

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

The Gastrointestinal system represented as a subway map. Designed by Jack Anderson

[Ninelle @z3stynelli]

hey guys! i got resurrected from the dead, can you help me find my friends? i had quite a lot of them here…

[Moonshiner Monk @MoonshinerMonk]

@dissidentwest

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

SOMEONE BUILT WORDLE BUT FOR MINI GOLF AND IT IS QUIETLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE MORNING RITUAL

it's called https://t.co/uNM5Of4MOd.

you open the tab and there is one mini golf hole. that's the whole game. one new hole every midnight pacific. same hole for everyone in the world. your first finish counts.

you click the ball, drag back like a slingshot, let go. the further you pull, the harder you hit.

today's hole is called "Up and around." it's an S-shaped tropical island floating in dark teal water, with cross-barriers and one little wooden ramp that i ricocheted off three times in a row. par 6.

at the top of the screen, a live ticker scrolls past in real time:

> someone holed 6/6 · par

> someone holed 5/6 · birdie

> someone holed 11/6 · +5

real strangers are putting on the same hole as you. you can see the ghost rings of where their balls travelled, in cyan and purple and pink.

when you finish, you get a wordle-style share card. emoji result. takes one tap to drop into a group chat.

PC Gamer just wrote a whole love letter to it. the writer admits they scored a 20 on a par 12. they were thrilled.

the developer goes by https://t.co/0LJJsQnIeY. the 3D models are from Kenney, a guy who has been releasing free CC0 game assets for over a decade.

no signup. no account. no tracking. your streak lives in your browser. if you clear your cookies, the streak dies with them.

the about page says it in one sentence: "Same hole for everyone, new one at midnight Pacific, and your first finish is your score. That's the whole game."

we are 35 days into the project and the calendar archive lets you play every single previous hole.

i don't know why this is so satisfying. i just know i was supposed to be writing this post and i kept reopening the tab.

the internet is healing.

[T J @Logical_LB]

@MorbidKnowledge

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

The world ended in 2012.

[Pvblius XIV @AnonXIV14]

alright, now send in the ugliest kіkе possible to downplay the Rape Gang Inquiry to prove me right.

[sk4di @skadiofthewilds]

@TopGyaru Asahina Meiro

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

This indie dev is making an FPS where the machines humanity abandoned evolved and formed their own religion

- Volunteer to descend and find out why
- Hack terminals and uncover the conspiracy
- Nothing is what it seems

It's called Supreme Experiment. Would you play this?

[Kiki 🇺🇸 @kikisknees]

Good news everyone

[Sport Drink @sportdrink]

We have the best customer service representative

[Daikazoku 大家族 🖤❤️|🦦 @Daikazo2]

One of my favourite things JP vtubers do is try to phonetically read English they don't quite understand. While I'm sure me attempting Japanese would sound just as silly, I find it very endearing.

[snacker 🇺🇸 @snacksmacker]

@The1Antagonist

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

People always use the term "unalived" instead of "killed" nowadays. So now instead of "masturbating," I say that I am unsemening myself.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

Teddy Roosevelt once asked Emperor Franz Joseph I: "What does a monarch even do in today's day and age?"

The emperor replied: "My job is mostly to protect my people from politicians."

[AbsoluteAutism @AbsoluteAutism]

How old were you when you found out it was not a dude that sings this