Alexander Slarve

All weather is strange. -Tom Waits

[Alexander Slarve @SLARVE]

@FAANews what’s the deal with this Cessna circling around main stages at bottle rock, Napa, Ca

[Alexander Slarve @SLARVE]

@elonmusk we made it the front page man :-) https://t.co/7rbQQrCcfZ

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I heard the pandemic just got picked up for another season.

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

WORDS WE HAVEN'T HEARD FOR 4 YEARS:

"That was a promise the president made on the campaign trail and today he is fulfilling it."

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

He just organized a coup on his own government

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Georgia is in the building

[Julia Salazar (@juliasalazar on bluesky) @JuliaCarmel__]

Imagine having a Harvard Law degree and thinking that the Paris Climate Agreement is actually about Paris

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

I like people who don't lose Arizona.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

Republicans: “This impeachment is being rushed”

Republicans the week RBG died:

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

To all the republicans who think it’s going well over here in DC - there are more American troops present in this city than Iraq and Afghanistan. What is this Moscow?! Stop defending this - I’m not going to be gaslit. This is insane.

[Alexander Slarve @SLARVE]

@SpeakerPelosi @RepRaskin @RepDianaDeGette @RepCicilline @JoaquinCastrotx @RepSwalwell @RepTedLieu @StaceyPlaskett @RepDean @RepJoeNeguse @SpeakerPelosi seriously try not to be too giddy this time. I 100% agree with you, but being excited about it is a TERRIBLE look, no pen handouts, no smiles. Just go in there and be a professional. This is a duty more than a “privilege”...

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Only 393 days since our last Impeachment. 🇺🇸

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"It all started with lies & lies & lies...Patriotism means standing by the country, not standing by the President."
Thank you for having a servant's heart, Arnold. 🙏
This is now my favorite @Schwarzenegger film... EVER.❤️

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

I too would be pissed if my boss’s supporters chanted that they wanted to hang me and my boss told them, “I love you.”

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me an originalist, but I think the Framers of the Constitution intended the impeachment process to be used to remove a president who incited a takeover of the Capitol.

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

People call vaccine mandates "Orwellian" even though Orwell died at 46 of tuberculosis, which is now preventable with a vaccine.

[Alexander Slarve @SLARVE]

@RudyGiuliani @nativetexan27 Sits behind glass, or a Twitter accoun... oh, whopsies! Looks like they counted all the votes and he didn’t win according to 60+ lawsuits

[Alexander Slarve @SLARVE]

@SenTedCruz @nativetexan27 Yes, it’s called counting Ted. Practice makes perfect. It’s not possible people hate the reds like they hated Hilary? People are fed up with your rag tag party of racist and base of idiots.

[Alexander Slarve @SLARVE]

@RudyGiuliani @nativetexan27 Rudy has had plenty of days to get proof, it’s always in a folder, on the way, or “just you wait”, show us or shut up Rudy #Liar

[Alexander Slarve @SLARVE]

@TheLeoTerrell @nativetexan27 The sky is purple. Yup I can writes lies in Twitter too. Cool story Leo...