Stephanie Simpson

mummy to a beautiful little girl, love my family and friends to the moon and back. no music no soul. more love, less hate ❤️

[South Cambridgeshire District Council @SouthCambs]

@SLSimo84 Hi there. You can purchase see through caddy liners from most supermarkets or online. Alternatively, you can use a bread bag, packaging from online orders, frozen food packets! Newspaper and paper bags are also fine.

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@SouthCambs is it possible to purchase the bags for food waste?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Imagine if your true love got you 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree and all you got them was socks. Awkward.

[Joey FAFO @JoeyFAFO_JK]

@rickygervais Just throwing this out there…

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@Jollyestweets I’ve forgotten to add my cat food to an order I’ve just placed which has free shipping, can the cat food possibly be added to my order??

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

What’s wrong with this country - surely non British citizens should be deferred back to their own countries where they can treat the females as they are custom to. Why should BRITISH women have to put up with sexual offences by foreign men who treat females as if they are nothing

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

Sexual offences in London by nationality.

British people are in 39th place.

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@DandG_Support This number lets you choose which department you want and then hangs up when I’ve tried numerous times before!!!

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@DandG_Support is there a phone number that will get me through to a real person to booking a repair?! I’ve tried to do it online - it won’t let me 🤬 All numbers I’ve tried do NOT get to advisers 😭#payingfornothing

[Thought Provoking Berserker🇭🇺🇪🇺 ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

LET THIS SINK IN!

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@marksandspencer thought that I’d treat myself to some new firm pillows from you and they are flat as paper, no support at all let alone “firm” this is not what I expected from a place who’s quality is usually outstanding!!! #wasteofmoney#ivebeenrobbed#poorquality

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

https://t.co/z8NcZfaR42

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@llakuba @Morbidful Yeah…….clearly wasn’t anything to do with the years of life saving surgical skills and anatomical knowledge the doctors used or how the rest of the hospital staff cared for him 🤔🤔🤨🤨

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@PaulCWoolnough @SoVeryBritish They have a huge selection of these at our local Garden Centre……right by the tills 😳😳

Don’t worry though, I’m totally onto the cruel game they are playing, I refuse to walk by them and sneak out by the first till - problem solved……I do cry all the way home though 💔💔🤣🤣

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I keep being asked what I make of the UFO thing in Congress yesterday, so here it is: I watched a few clips and saw some people who seemed to believe stuff saying extraordinary things without presenting extraordinary evidence. Therefore I have nothing more to say, other than: It would be great if true - it would take a bit of the pressure off our civilisation if we weren’t the only means within the Milky Way by which the Universe understands itself. Sadly, as of today, I still feel that pressure, so can we perhaps focus on not messing our world up rather than hoping that, to paraphrase Sagan, someone will float down to save us from ourselves.

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@KerryAGodliman I’m with you!! I’d love to girl and drink wine but I’d rather have a pint of vodka and coke lol 😂

[Stephanie Simpson @SLSimo84]

@KerryAGodliman is there going to be any more #whitstablepearl?? My daughters name means Pearl in Welsh 🥰🥰

[Cambs Police 💙 @CambsCops]

This man sexually abused a young girl in Cambridge last year.

In interview he admitted that he was a paedophile and a “disgusting person”.

Read the full story - https://t.co/irYFAkeNih