Skylar Lunardi

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

One day, kids will study Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu the same way we studied Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

I’ve never seen a group of people whine and complain as much as conservatives do. You are not happy. You’re all paranoid, delusional, angry and afraid of your own shadows. Bunch of crybabies

[Konnor Griffin Enjoyer (Smaz) @KingSmaz01]

Average under 35 conservative white adult male. Often cannot verbalize why they think the way they do, they just think that way because their parents raised them that way and many of their friends do as well

[Christian @HeatInFucking5]

Probably 50 million voters like this guy who will never change their mind despite being incapable of providing a single valid reason why they’re operating that way. Sad.

[sean @_sn_n]

these people vote

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

The Trump Bargain

You get:
— $5 gas
— Record housing costs
— Rampant inflation
— Forever wars + threats of nuclear warfare

But you also get:
— To say retard
— Fewer gender-neutral bathrooms

Who’s in?!

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Just because you were too stupid to understand this is what you were voting for doesn’t mean this isn’t what you voted for

[Dumfukdetector 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @Dumfukdetector]

The left: Rapè is bad

The right:

"16 year olds are women"
"she was drunk"
"god forgives everyone"
"There's a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old"

[S @even_steven8tht]

Crazy how a few weeks ago it was “I am doing this to liberate the people of Iran” and now it is “I am going to kill each and every person in Iran”

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

people will deadass say LeBron’s legacy would be better if he was 4-0 instead of 4-6.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Remember when they defunded food for hungry children a few months ago?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Where are the “I voted for this” people

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Hey is this you, dumbass?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Yeah they were fighting against people like you