NotSashaFierce

better sexy and racy than sexist and racist

[🤧 @SHAAANEE_]

MY PARENTS DIDN’T RAISE A QUITTER!! They raised ᵃ ᴾʳᵒᶜʳᵃˢᵗᶦⁿᵃᵗᵒʳ

[madz @maddiesuxxx]

I’m a firm believer the first time you listen to an album you have to listen to it from top to bottom in order because they laid it out that way for a reason

[jodie 🇵🇸 @yupfinglas]

growing up means going from using lipgloss to matte lipstick and back to lipgloss

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

I have this super chill hobby where i stare at homeless people to check if they are my dad 🤙🏻 its so dope

[whalefact @awhalefact]

a whale riding a bicycle would probably fall down

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

Sometimes i look at my snake and wonder if he knows hes just a 3 foot long neck...

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

I feel attacked.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

most whales are bigger than a bumblebee

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

Teeth are flawed. One large mega tooth is the future.

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

Fact: i use a whole bottle of ranch every 3 days

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

Idk why my timeline is all about cake rn but im here for it. Please continue

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

are we human? or are we fondant?

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

Today i learned that my dog is a REAL ONE. I puked on this mf and he just went back to sleep and pretended it didnt happen 🤘🏼 A GANGSTER

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

@Jennmitchelll Love you jen!! 🥰

[NotSashaFierce @SMKacera]

If u ever wonder why im so confident and social, just know its because at one point as a kid i had to tell all my friends parents that i was a bed wetter and that they had to make sure i didnt drink anything after 8PM or id pee on their furniture 🤙🏻