Stephanie Hyde

I have work, then I have a dinner thing, then I'm busy becoming who I am.

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

the pope from chicago receiving a message from god

[Stephanie Hyde @SMPu3]

Did it even rain in the suburbs if your husband didn’t say “the lawn really needed this”?

[nya futcherson the III 🍏 @lesbianchansoo]

turn the lights down NOW
NOW i take you by the HAND
HAND you another DRINK
DRINK it if you CAN
CAN you spend a little TIME

[Stephanie Hyde @SMPu3]

My sweet little narcissistic every time she sees any kind of flower: “those are violets”

[trash jones @jzux]

should have been trump’s campaign slogan

[Stephanie Hyde @SMPu3]

Didn’t love that the McDonald’s worker just said “good morning!” to me like she absolutely knew who I was

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

[Stephanie Hyde @SMPu3]

Time for my daily dopamine hit (sending a funny joke in the Teams chat and watching the laugh emoji reactions climb)

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

This is what Pete Buttigieg was doing as Secretary of Transportation, apparently.

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

they should let me go inside everyones house just to see

[Stephanie Hyde @SMPu3]

Hat day at school? Say less

[Stephanie Hyde @SMPu3]

5:54am
Violet: you wanna play hide and seek?
Me: not right now, I was up late with Jack
Violet: ok we can play tag

[Stephanie Hyde @SMPu3]

That day after Christmas shopping dripppppp🤑😮‍💨

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Oh she on that mf side HARD they in matching fits????

[Stephanie Hyde @SMPu3]

Marriage is just asking your spouse “what’s that guy in?” every time you start a new show until you die

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Tell me more about how you’re deeply concerned that men are transitioning just to prey on women in bathrooms but you’re not concerned at all about the men who are preying on women out in the open and becoming elected officials.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

did he play his shot in the dark

[Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_]

Everyday we get new announcements of Trump’s cabinet picks and this what I picture those meetings looking like