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@geonews_urdu Bohat acha kea. I was in sarkari school bc Sara din teacher safai krwata rehta Tha prhata ni Tha.

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@papiwontmiss Or outsource your work to cheap Indian.... I'm cool.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, "In a pie-eating contest, it doesn't matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie."

I think about that a lot.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

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@thewirepak You missed in the backdrop Pak - KSA - TUR making their own coalition.

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@TheBritishIntel Fucker couldn't shoot at leg that's literally 2 meter apart. Like seriously?!

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@dougboneparth That's 60% per anum. A+ grade businesses give 20% per anum.

[Abdul Moiz Jaferii @Jaferii]

This is a general that deserved promotion to field marshal.

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@ZafarShirazi7 Although Aghans are A holes but this is painful to watch. Allah behtri kre. Sbsy phle Pakistan.

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@ChatGPT Man it's not working for past 4 weeks fix it before its too late.

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@TheAmitP @Reuters Pajeet is pissing openly --- so original.

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@Siddhant_ksinha @lovish_pandey06 Han bhi Pajeeb bhrway Kia issue ha? PL15 chahea gand main ghusane k lea?

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@WorldWarPoo It's called beastiality, not only men, women do that too. Even in west people record themselves doing with their dogs.

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@Siddhant_ksinha @lovish_pandey06 Han ba loru Kia leli??!

[Shabbir Dar @ShabbirDar5]

جہلم کے 5 سالہ بچے کا ٹوکے کے وار سے مکمل طور پر کٹ جانے والا ہاتھ ہولی فیملی اسپتال کے ڈاکٹروں نے کامیاب ری پلانٹیشن سرجری کے ذریعے دوبارہ جوڑ دیا، ڈاکٹر طیب اور ڈاکٹر امبرین کی سربراہی میں ماہر ٹیم نے مائیکرو ویسکیولر سرجری کے ذریعے خون کی شریانیں اور رگیں بحال کردیں، جس کے بعد ہاتھ میں خون کی روانی بھی بحال ہوگئی۔ڈاکٹرز کے مطابق کم عمر بچے میں اس نوعیت کی سرجری انتہائی پیچیدہ ہوتی ہے، تاہم بروقت طبی اقدام سے بچے کا ہاتھ بچا لیا گیا۔

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@SassySouthBlond Exactly

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@Polymarket We had one crazy generation of hippies belonging to Baby Boomers and now next one is Gen Z

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@my_free_speech @rushlane True

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@lovish_pandey06 Are bc Ab bara hoja bachon wali beaten na kr....