Auric Goldmonkey

I am a motor racing monkey who works for @calumlockie & @goldtrackdays

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

I've got a monkey SWINGING outfit https://t.co/IUdAJDweA4

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@faulknerdrew @melindiscott @tommallett911 @MrsSusieF @Missionmotorspt @StephJS https://t.co/ccrHizMiXU

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@MrsSusieF @spinal_track @nathaliemcgloin @baylissrally Weeeeeee weeeeee weeeee weeeeeeee

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@550LMisBack @melindiscott @bruce_bwkm @Little_G2 @goldtrackdays *flicks poo*

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

YESSSSSSS

[Gold Track @goldtrackdays]

Didn't he scrub up well @Missionmotorspt @SM_02_013 @jasonplato @BRDCSilverstone

[Gold Track @goldtrackdays]

Some bloke. With @Missionmotorspt monkey. In @BRDCSilverstone At @f1 #BritishGrandPrix @SM_02_013

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@Susannah_J @goldtrackdays @Missionmotorspt @BRDCSilverstone @F1 I was caring for HIM *flicks poo*

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

This is me with #KeithFlint. He was very kind to give some time to our charity & he'll be very much missed on @goldtrackdays Everyone liked him & his funny brown car

[🐵sockmonkeysteph 🐵 @StephJS]

@PaulONeill29 So sad :( x

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@melindiscott @bruce_bwkm @Little_G2 @TrishiWeav @louhaley @squall445 @fionaunwin @Mowman123 @ShrimpyViews *flicks poo*

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@PaulONeill29 He's not THAT good

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@SM_02_002 Nanas

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

I want CHOCOLATE

[PG tips @PGtips]

Show just how much you 💚❤️ someone with a lovely cup of PG tips #ValentinesDay!
📷: Silvia Richelli on Instagram

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

Best behaviour

[D Birrell Contractor Ltd @BirrellRacing]

On Rout to see everyone at the House of Lords with Mary to see all nominations and the Soldiering On Awards team. https://t.co/MIc2PhFSYy

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

This is #FakeNews and I'm flicking POO

[𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴 @LoreCurious]

Beware!
Chattering
In the dark
Beware!
Their stockinged tread
They will blind you
& bind you
& pull their wool
Over your eyes
& stuff you
With twisted dread
The Children of the Darned!
Minds & bodies
Full of holes
They come
To steal your soles!
Beware!
Those darned Sockmonkeys...

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

You weren't meant to tell anyone

[𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴 @LoreCurious]

Sinister Sockmonkeys have a nefariously specific longterm goal.

They work to fulfil the prophecy that the followers of the Left Foot Path will ultimately cause a sock apocalypse, which is foretold in The Book of Unravelation.

Each day brings us closer to the final Asockalypse.

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@TomDarneM @Reverend_Lyn @JPiperLee @scalzi @MonkeySM_02_006 This is true

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@Tankslider #monkeypox

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

No one cares how the monkey is #staystrong

[Von Barken Twins @VonBarkenTwins]

Pit crew doing final checks. @spinal_track @Missionmotorspt @SM_02_013 @SilverstoneUK RGB Sports1000

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@SM_02_002 No because we are going somewhere ELSE and snot fair

[Auric Goldmonkey @SM_02_013]

@Bugmonkey1 @MonkeySM_02_006 @MonkeypennyMiss Oooo