This is me with #KeithFlint. He was very kind to give some time to our charity & he'll be very much missed on @goldtrackdays Everyone liked him & his funny brown car
Beware!
Chattering
In the dark
Beware!
Their stockinged tread
They will blind you
& bind you
& pull their wool
Over your eyes
& stuff you
With twisted dread
The Children of the Darned!
Minds & bodies
Full of holes
They come
To steal your soles!
Beware!
Those darned Sockmonkeys...
Sinister Sockmonkeys have a nefariously specific longterm goal.
They work to fulfil the prophecy that the followers of the Left Foot Path will ultimately cause a sock apocalypse, which is foretold in The Book of Unravelation.
Each day brings us closer to the final Asockalypse.