Stephen Michalakos

📍St. Petersburg

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

@RonDeSantis There is talk in the Capitol about an extra $25k/$50k exemption. Laughable. Raise it to $1M.

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

SUPER close. To what, I'm not sure.

[Warchant.com @Warchant]

Norvell says he doesn't think they are far off.

"I believe we are close."

live updates: https://t.co/YAUOKdJAzl

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

@stoolpresidente One of the most underrated restaurants anywhere. Enjoy!

[Barchart @Barchart]

More than 20% of mortgages now cost homeowners at least 6%, the most in over a decade 🤯👀

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

@DudespostingWs Breaking: UCF discovers phenomenon known as "boredom".

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Dude, just IMAGINE, taking in billions of dollars only to have the most Mickey Mouse Bush-League attorneys on planet earth.

They promised to fight and appeal to protect home buyer interest and then (almost) immediately rolled over.

What a joke!!

Shame on you @nardotrealtor

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

I LOVE these Opendoor commercials.

Like.. "Hey, you're too stupid and impatient to do any of this in a way that benefits you. Just let us take financial advantage of you instead!"

#RealEstate #realestateinvesting #equity #money #dontdothis #besmart #wealth #ibuyer

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Please buy a house from me. I'm not built for 'Selling Sunset'

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Two options:

1. Call me, list your home, move to Florida, live in sunshine, have other neighbors dogs bark at you.

2. Throw an entire tray of lasagna over the fence, and put those puppies into a food coma.

[kyle @Ky1eLong]

What do you do about dogs that just bark and bark and bark and the owners just leave them outside

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Home Insurance Co: "Get your policy quote online. It's fast and easy!"

Florida:

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Citizens Insurance watching another "high wind event" boil up.

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Me to 19 clients:"Let's reassess and circle back on Monday."

*Monday Comes*

Also Me: Why the fuck do I have 19 appointments today?

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Client asked what a CDD was.
The correct response is DEFINITELY not "CDDeeznuts".

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Telling my clients to be financially responsible while signing up for another subscription and eating avocado toast.

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Client: I don't want to live in an area that floods.

Same Client: A beach home would be perfect.

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Good news: Santa landed on your roof.

Bad news: The sleigh scratched a shingle, and now Citizens is dropping your policy.

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

House Hunters should end every episode by showing the new cost for hazard insurance and just zoom in on the homeowners throwing up.

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Client: Omg, this farm sink is to die for. Does it come with?

Me: No, they're actually taking all of the plumbing with them.

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Client: "Yeah, cool, just let me know - no rush, take your time."

Me: *Already Completely Overwhelmed* "I'll get that to you before the end of the day TODAY, dude." *Finger guns*

Also me: "Why the fuck am I like this."

[Stephen Michalakos @SM_REALTOR]

Lawyers: "SpLiTtIng 6% CoMissIon iS unfAir coLuSiOn.."

Also lawyers: *takes 40% of a $1.8billion suit*