Sophie Menchaca

Never let anything, not even your morals, prevent you from doing what's right.

[Sophie Menchaca @SMench1731]

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[Sophie Menchaca @SMench1731]

Asked my sister "Why does pepper make you sneeze?" Her Response:"I don't know, why do ugly people make you cringe?" Then she gave me a look.

[Sophie Menchaca @SMench1731]

Thoughts this morning: At least I still have a bag of sour patch kids under my bed. So there's that.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight

[Sophie Menchaca @SMench1731]

When you go the extra mile, the traffic is scarce.

[Sophie Menchaca @SMench1731]

I have the phrase "You've earned some pun points" in my phone's notes and I'm not sure what inspired me to write that.

[Sophie Menchaca @SMench1731]

Lots of things don't last, but that doesn't mean that we shouldn't do them. If we followed that logic we'd never shower or bathe.