Simply NixoN™

Whiter than Rick Astley

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

That fuckin dance is nuclear levels of cringe

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

So let me get this straight 😵‍💫

Mark Carney was sold to us as the financial genius. The adult in the room. The Trump whisperer who’d “get the deal done.”

He was going to handle Trump.
He was going to protect Canada.
He was going to build “Canada Strong.”
He was going to deliver a clean U.S. deal by July 2025.

And now?

Canada just entered a “technical” recession — aka the economy shrank for two straight quarters while the polite media clutches pearls.

The U.S. and Mexico are cutting trade deals without us.
We still don’t have the “clean deal” Carney swore he’d deliver.
He jets to New York and tells them “Canada Strong will help Make America Great Again.”
His own portfolio? 90%+ parked in the U.S. — while he lectures Canadians to “invest in Canada.”

Even Steven Guilbeault bailed because Carney suddenly discovered oil, gas, pipelines, and basic economic reality exist.

Recap:

- Anti-Trump at home
- MAGA-adjacent in New York
- Climate warrior for the Liberals
- Oil salesman for Alberta
- “Canada Strong” branding
- America-heavy investments
- Zero deal
- Recession
- Caucus cracking

But don’t worry — the same media that spent years deep-throating the “economic superhero” narrative is now here to explain this is just a silly little “technical” recession.

Canada didn’t elect a Prime Minister.

We hired a very expensive PowerPoint presentation in a suit that flip flops as much as a fish 🐟 out of water

And it’s not even a good one. 🔥

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@AngryBootneck Close-ish.

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

Hey @PeetzofShit , I'm not sure if you're the person I just watched a video about, in the event you actually are the person, I just wanted to tell you that I think you're a great guy, you have a giant heart and I hope that you are doing well.
If it's not you, just disregard.

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@PatrickWCutler Is that good ? Glad to see you in here, your comments here are not quite as full of triggered people

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Exercises to relieve back pain!

https://t.co/7WCBvJx8qQ

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@AntonioSabatoJr What year was the car ?

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@NancyMace That fountain looks quite beautiful

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

When the @tacobell grabs second gear

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

His playing is mesmerising to the ears and eyes. I can’t stop Listening to this. Amazing😱

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@outnumberedrage @rawsalerts Broccoli

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@TMZ The new x files looks fucked

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@bbboatclub Is that the chicken hut from bag of glue ?

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@Breaking911

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@BertaMemes Direct energy: Hold my lime rickey

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

America will never be the same.

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@EndWokeness

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

This is hilarious 🤣🤣

[Simply NixoN™ @SNixontm]

@jmherne @MomsPostingLs If I read your comment, and it sounded like a dying kettle in my head, is that on you or me ?

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Insane footage from 2004 captures Marvin Heemeyer's destructive rampage in Granby, Colorado. Heemeyer used a heavily modified bulldozer to demolish multiple buildings in the town. The incident occurred after Marvin Heemeyer lost his fight with the local zoning commission.