So let me get this straight 😵💫
Mark Carney was sold to us as the financial genius. The adult in the room. The Trump whisperer who’d “get the deal done.”
He was going to handle Trump.
He was going to protect Canada.
He was going to build “Canada Strong.”
He was going to deliver a clean U.S. deal by July 2025.
And now?
Canada just entered a “technical” recession — aka the economy shrank for two straight quarters while the polite media clutches pearls.
The U.S. and Mexico are cutting trade deals without us.
We still don’t have the “clean deal” Carney swore he’d deliver.
He jets to New York and tells them “Canada Strong will help Make America Great Again.”
His own portfolio? 90%+ parked in the U.S. — while he lectures Canadians to “invest in Canada.”
Even Steven Guilbeault bailed because Carney suddenly discovered oil, gas, pipelines, and basic economic reality exist.
Recap:
- Anti-Trump at home
- MAGA-adjacent in New York
- Climate warrior for the Liberals
- Oil salesman for Alberta
- “Canada Strong” branding
- America-heavy investments
- Zero deal
- Recession
- Caucus cracking
But don’t worry — the same media that spent years deep-throating the “economic superhero” narrative is now here to explain this is just a silly little “technical” recession.
Canada didn’t elect a Prime Minister.
We hired a very expensive PowerPoint presentation in a suit that flip flops as much as a fish 🐟 out of water
And it’s not even a good one. 🔥
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If it's not you, just disregard.
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